Siri Quotes in Ant-Man (2015)

Yellowjacket: I'm gonna disintegrate you!

Siri: Playing "Disintegration" by the Cure

Siri: I'm Siri, the clouded leopard.

Spike: Im Spike, the purebred mutt!

Siri: [Siri raises her claws to Spike] See these claws?

Spike: [Spike raises his butt and tail to Siri back] Sniff my butt!

Eliza: [Scared and hesitantly] Spike, why'd you do that?

Spike: I was being social!

Darwin: [rolls his eyes] Of course a simple handshake wouldn't do!

Spike: Hey Twitchy! I *do not* shake with cats, OK?

Siri: ...Poems are a very stupid thing to be good at. Poems are basically like dreams. Something everybody likes to tell other people but stuff that nobody actually cares about when its not their own.

Siri: Do you have the same sense of entitlement as my daughter.

Charlotte: Oh believe me, mine is much worse.

[first lines]

Aura: Honey, I'm home... Family?

Candice: Downstairs...

Siri: Can you turn your right toe slightly towards me?

Nadine: It hurts.

Siri: Perfect.

[click]

Siri: You get him out of our house.

Aura: What?

Siri: I want him out of my house!

Aura: He's not doing anything! He's only been in my room!

Siri: He is in the laundry room mixing lights and darks!

Siri: Josh, I really fucked up.

Josh: I know. He'll get past it. It's ironic, though.

Siri: Why?

Josh: I just thought that if you were ever going to slip up, it would be with me.

Ben: I'm scared of what the world would look like without you.

Siri: You can't stay with me because you're scared.

Ben: You're right.

[Banta is carrying coffee in his hands]

Siri: Excuse me, what time is it?

Banta: [Banta drops the coffee on Santosh's shirt] Santosh, I don't have a watch.

Santosh: You also don't A BRAIN!

Banta: I know.

Santosh: What should we do?

Siri: Sing s song.

Santosh: What? Do I really sing that good?

Siri: No. Your voice will scare away the dog.