Sir-Smoke-Alot Quotes in Half Baked (1998)

Sir-Smoke-Alot: The doctor said I need a backiotomy!

Thurgood Jenkins: Smoke-Alot opened up to me like I was Barbara Walters. It was ridiculous, he told me about his lawyer...

Sir-Smoke-Alot: He had sex with my momma! Why?

Thurgood Jenkins: Spirituality...

Sir-Smoke-Alot: God, if you listenin', help!...

Thurgood Jenkins: His bad back...

Sir-Smoke-Alot: The doctor said I need a backiotomy.

Thurgood Jenkins: His love life...

Sir-Smoke-Alot: I'm impotent, man! Get away from me, biatch!

[pushing a girl aside]

Thurgood Jenkins: I mean, talk about a guy with problems.

Sir-Smoke-Alot: Bitch! You know what I want! Hahahahaha! I wanna talk to Samson! Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden! 'Cause it's hard being black and gifted! Sometimes I wanna throw it all down and get lifted!