Sir Osric Quotes in The Gamers: Dorkness Rising (2008)

Luster: This flask is now full of holy water. Tell us what we want to know... or I'll give you a bath!

Drazuul: Your threat's empty. A paladin cannot stand by while torture takes place.

[Luster looks over at Sir Osric]

Sir Osric: [sighs] My, what fine yet rustic architecture. I think I will examine it more closely.

Sir Osric: What do you have against peasants, murderous trollop?

Luster: Just a general, all-purpose loathing.

[after Sir Osric has looked away so Drazuul could be tortured]

Flynn the Fine: Total waffle for the paladin!

Sir Osric: [sad] I feel dirty.