Sir Edith Moser Quotes in Ghost Dad (1990)

[only shown on TV Version]

Elliot Hopper: [in airplane bathroom] What are you doing here?

Sir Edith Moser: Flying to London.

Elliot Hopper: Why did you call me?

Sir Edith Moser: I said I'd be calling you again.

Elliot Hopper: But I'm at work!

Sir Edith Moser: [yells] I can't believe it! All you want to do it go back!

Elliot Hopper: Yes! Send me back now! Look, if you need to see me so bad, send me an invitation, call me up on the phone, or just come over to my house. But just don't *whoosh* me around any more!

Elliot Hopper: But I've got to make it to Thursday. It's for my children. My wife died a few years ago and I'm all they have left. Please, Sir "Edith."

Sir Edith Moser: Sir "Edd-ith." Mozer.

Elliot Hopper: But on... on the book it's spelled "Edith."

Sir Edith Moser: But it's pronounced "Edd-ith."

Elliot Hopper: That's a girl's name.

Sir Edith Moser: Look here, it is not a girl's name. Edith is a boy's name.

Elliot Hopper: Who were you named after?

Sir Edith Moser: I was named after my grandmama!

Elliot Hopper: And they called her "Edd-ith?"

Sir Edith Moser: No! Her name is "Edith!"

Elliot Hopper: So you see, it IS a girl's name!

Sir Edith Moser: No, it's NOT!