Singh Quotes in Taken (2008)


Singh Quotes:

  • [first lines]

    Singh: Mr. Mills, how are you?

    Bryan: I'm fine. How are you?

    Singh: Very fine. I suppose you want to see it again?

    Bryan: If you don't mind.

    Singh: You know where it is.

    Bryan: Oh yeah.

  • Singh: Just so we're clear, you stole a car, shot a bouncer, and had sex with two women?

  • Tiny: And whack! It hits her in the eye. And her contact? It's, like, stuck on the end of my dick!

    [Tiny waits for a reaction, but his friends are unimpressed. Only Marcus, in the front passenger seat, turns his head, alertly, like a lion smelling prey]

    Tiny: Yo, her contact was stuck on the end of my dick, yo!

    Marcus: Was it hard or was it soft?

    Tiny: What, my dick?

    Singh: The contact lens!

    Marcus: Do you remember if it was a colored lens? That she used to have two blue eyes, and now she had one blue and one brown?

    Tiny: [Still elated from telling his story] Hey, what the fuck does that matter?

    Marcus: [Marcus turns to look at Tiny over the headrest of the front passenger seat, and stares him straight in the eye] It matters because it happened to ME. That was my story. I told that story a year ago, man!

    Tiny: Aw, no.

    Marcus: The difference is that I knew those small but important details. That and, and my story was true.

    Tiny: Oh.

    [Embarrassed, he looks out the window, away from Marcus]

    Tiny: Whatever.

    Marcus: Whatever?

    Tiny: Whatever!

    Marcus: What do you mean, whatever?

    Tiny: Why don't you pull your stinky-dinky out of my ass? I'm just trying to make conversation. Fuck! Come on, why don't you give a nigger a break?

    Marcus: [Marcus turns around in the car seat again] "Nigger"? What nigger?

    [touches his own chest]

    Marcus: THIS nigger?

    Tiny: Yo, I told you, my mother's mother's mother were black!

    Marcus: Your mother's mother's mother, fuck - this ain't "Roots", mutha... Man, I wanna see a picture of this Nubian princess.

    [angry cross-talk]

    Marcus: If you were any less black, you would be clear.

    Tiny: That bitch was black as night!

    Singh: Okay! Stop! Truce!

    Tiny: But I see black. Because I know I am. Color's a state of mind, Marcus!

    Marcus: You know what, you right. Thank you, Rhythm Nation.

    [And the laughter and insults continue... ]

  • AkmedSingh: [singing] You've got to lick it, before you kick it! You've got to make it soft and wet before you stick it!

  • Hold up Man: Listen, ya Pakistani pieces of shit! Give me all the money in the drawer!

    Akmed: [offended] We are not Pakistanis! We are Punjabis!

    Singh: I could pass for Pakistani.

  • Lawrence Talbot: [Seeing the silver bullets] Singh, I didn't know you hunted monsters.

    Singh: [Ominously] Sometimes monsters hunt you.

  • Lawrence Talbot: Do you believe in curses?

    Singh: This house has seen it's fair share of tragedy. Your mother. Your brother. Yes, I believe in curses.

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