Simon Skinner Quotes in Hot Fuzz (2007)
Simon Skinner Quotes:
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Simon Skinner: Lock me up.
Nicholas Angel: I'm sorry?
Simon Skinner: I'm a slasher! I must be stopped!
Nicholas Angel: You're a what?
Simon Skinner: A slasher... of prices! I'm Simon Skinner - I run the local supermarché. Drop in and see me sometime - my discounts are *criminal*. Catch me later!
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[Angel has knocked out Michael]
Simon Skinner: [on walkie-talkie] Michael, are you there?
Nicholas Angel: [pretending to be Michael] Yarp...
Simon Skinner: Sergeant Angel's been taken care of?
Nicholas Angel: Yarp...
Simon Skinner: He's not going to get back up again?
[Angel thinks for a while]
Nicholas Angel: [hesitantly] Narp?
Simon Skinner: Good. Proceed to the castle.
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[while holding a ginger-haired boy hostage]
Simon Skinner: Stop, or the ginger-nut gets it!
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[Skinner is explaining why the NWA had Martin Blower murdered]
Simon Skinner: You see, much as I enjoyed your wild theories Sergeant, the truth is far less complex. Blower's fate was simply the result of his being... an appalling actor.
NWA Members: [echoing in agreement] Appalling.
Nicholas Angel: You murdered him for that?
Simon Skinner: He murdered Bill Shakespeare.
Nicholas Angel: What? Oh.
Annette Roper: Martin Blower was less concerned with the reputation of the village than he was with his sordid affair with Eve Draper!
Nicholas Angel: So Eve deserved to die too?
Dr. Robin Hatcher: Well, she did have a very annoying laugh.
NWA Members: [echoing in agreement] Annoying.
Nicholas Angel: George Merchant?
Simon Skinner: He had in awful house.
NWA Members: [echoing in agreement] Awful.
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[indicating the CCTV footage that will act as his alibi]
Simon Skinner: [smiling] Feel free to spool through!
[Skinner pulls a pose identical to the one in a photo on the wall behind him]
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Simon Skinner: My, my, here come the Fuzz.
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Simon Skinner, Nicholas Angel: SWAN!
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Simon Skinner: I'm afraid my nickname of 'Sissy' is a revelation only to yourself. My teenage years studying ballet are well known.
DS Andy Wainwright: Yeah, Sissy Skinner. What a gaylord!
Simon Skinner: Thank you, Andrew.
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[Mr. Skinner has tripped and landed with his chin impaled on a miniature church spire at the model village]
Simon Skinner: Ow! Thish really hurtsh... I'm gonna need shome ice-creeeem.
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Simon Skinner: I'm a slasher, I must be stopped.
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Characters on Hot Fuzz (2007)
- Danny Butterman
- Nicholas Angel
- Underage Drinker #1
- Underage Drinker #2
- Underage Drinker #3
- DS Andy Wainwright
- DS Andy Cartwright
- Sergeant Tony Fisher
- Joyce Cooper
- P.I Staker
- Reverend Philip Shooter
- PC Doris Thatcher
- Dr. Robin Hatcher
- PC Bob Walker
- Inspector Frank Butterman
- Heston Services Clerk
- Roy Porter
- Chief Inspector
- Metropolitan Police Inspector
- Sergeant
- Tom Weaver
- Annette Roper
- Various
- Neighbourhood Watch Alliance
- NWA Members
- Leslie Tiller
- Arthur Webley
- Michael
- Sergeant Turner