Simon Sheppard Quotes in Dracula 2000 (2000)

Simon Sheppard: NEVER... ever FUCK with an antiques dealer!

Marcus: [Simon produces a cross] Sorry sport. I'm an atheist.

Simon Sheppard: [a dagger pops out of the cross' base] God loves you anyway.

Simon Sheppard: What just happened in there?

Abraham Van Helsing: I told you to kill her! They can be killed by silver, by sunlight or by stakes. You must pierce their heart or behead them. They are nosferatu, vampires.

Simon Sheppard: And you knew this? And-and-and you're all right with this?

Abraham Van Helsing: I had them destroyed, eradicated. All but one: my secret in the abbey. He is what they stole.

Simon Sheppard: Who?

Abraham Van Helsing: Dracula. Dracula: not myth, nor ravings of a mad Irish novelist, oh no. He's real, I assure you.

Simon Sheppard: This is the fucking Twilight Zone!

Dracula: Everything I am is yours.

Simon Sheppard: [trying to find her] Mary! Mary!

Dracula: And all you are is mine.

Simon Sheppard: [Translating Slavic text on a crossbow] "All fear he who walks beneath the crown of Eternal Night."

Abraham Van Helsing: No, no, no, no, it's not crown, it's halo; beneath the Halo of Eternal Night

Simon Sheppard: Oh, well, you see why the design never survived. And look how heavy it is compared to what they were using in England at the time.

Abraham Van Helsing: [talking about the crossbow in his hands] Ah, while the English made them for firing arrow shafts of wood, this was made for firing metal... silver.

Abraham Van Helsing: If anything down here moves, shoot it. You understand? Shoot it in the heart or cut off its head. You understand? They are the undead.

Simon Sheppard: The undead... UNDEAD!

Solina: Does English charm work on English women?

Simon Sheppard: Why not, Solina? One reason.

Solina: I don't date men that I work with.

[Solina, a vampire, throws herself on Simon, but freezes when he holds a set of garden shears to her neck]

Solina: [seductive] Simon...

Simon Sheppard: Better make it good.

Solina: You and I, we could...

Simon Sheppard: [cuts her head off] No!