Simon Cooper Quotes in The Inbetweeners Movie (2011)

Simon Cooper: She's also really funny.

Lucy: In what way?

Simon Cooper: Well, you know when something's funny, and people get it?

Lucy: Yes...

Simon Cooper: So in that way. And also in a comedy way.

Will McKenzie: That's it! Neil, you're right. It may not be paradise, but it's time we started enjoying this place for what it is.

Simon Cooper: A shithole?

Will McKenzie: Yes, but it's our shithole! So I say, we get out there, and get royally fucked up on Jay's dead grandad's money!

[from trailer]

Carli D'Amato: Simon we need to talk.

Simon Cooper: Oh no not talking.

Carli D'Amato: I think we should break up.

Neil Sutherland: There's something I always wanted to know too.

Will McKenzie, Simon Cooper, Jay Cartwright: What is it?

Neil Sutherland: How long after a poo do you have to wait before you can have sex?

Will McKenzie: Please don't let this be my last thought.

Neil Sutherland: Because I never found out.