Simon Brown Quotes in Nanny McPhee (2005)

Nanny McPhee: There is something you should understand about the way I work. When you need me but do not want me, then I must stay. When you want me but no longer need me, then I have to go. It's rather sad, really, but there it is.

[Nanny McPhee turns around to walk out of the room, but stops once she hears Simon]

Simon Brown: We will never want you!

Nanny McPhee: Then I will never go.

Simon Brown: I NEVER say "please"!

Simon Brown: You must feel at such a disadvantage, Nanny McPhee.

Nanny McPhee: In what way?

Simon Brown: We know your name... but you don't know ours.

[holds out hand]

Simon Brown: Pleased to make your acquantence, I'm Oglinton Fartworthy.

[Children giggle whilst making farty noises]

Nanny McPhee: [Shakes Simon's hand] How d'you do.

Simon Brown: That's F-A-R-T, Fartworthy.

Tora: Booger McHorsefanny.

Lily: Knickers O'Muffin.

Eric Brown: Sandra.

Christianna: Bum.

Sebastian: I'm Bum!

Christianna: Oh, Bosoms.

[Children giggle out loud]

Baby Agatha: Bum.

Christianna: You can't be Bum, Aggie! Sebastian's Bum. You're Poop.

Baby Agatha: Poop Bum.

Sebastian: You can't be Poop and Bum!

Simon Brown: [Nanny McPhee appears only after he taps her wand into the ground, he nervously quotes her] I-I *did* knock...

Nanny McPhee: I know. I heard you.