Silas Quotes in Despicable Me 3 (2017)
Silas: [from trailer] Wait, that's not a monster! That's a man wearing shoulder pads. There's only one supervillain whose fashion sense is quite dead dated... Balthazar Bratt! I want every agent on this scene immediately!
AVL Agent: [looking at a photo taken of Bratt's attack on a military ship] It's some kind of monster!
Silas: Wait, that's not a monster!
[zooms in on the image of Bratt]
Silas: That's a man wearing shoulder pads. There's only one supervillain whose fashion sense is quite dead dated... Balthazar Bratt. I want every agent on the scene immediately!
Gru: I'm a father now, with responsibilities, and a legitimate businessman. I'm developing a delicious line of jams and jellies.
Silas: [chuckles] Jams and jellies?
Gru: Oh, attitude. That's right! So thanks, but no thanks. And here's a tip: instead of tasing people and kidnapping them, maybe you should give them a call! Good day, Mr. Sheepsbutt.
Gru: [chuckles sarcastically] Oh yeah, like that's any better.
Silas: I am the league's director, Silas Ramsbottom.
Additional Minions: [giggles] Bottom.
Silas: [to White Bitch, in subtitles] Beat me like Bobby beats Whitney! Allegedly.
Silas: [In a Subtitle] I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on Yo Ass!
[the Camera Starts Pin-Pointing on Aslo as a Subtitle appears]
Aslo: Great News, I just saved a bunch of Money on My Car Insurance!
Silas: [to Aslo] I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!
Silas: [In a Subtitle before Shooting Mr.Tumnus Dead] I'm Rick James, Bitch!
Flynn: [the fruit from Flynn's plate is missing] Where's my booty, has anyone seen it?
Gupta: Flynn, it's right behind you.
Flynn: [brandishing his rear in Silas' face] Where? Where's my booty? I can't see it.
Silas: Yuck, it's all I *can* see.
Silas: It's a huge bounty, Capitaine: four passengers ripe for the taking: One very smelly and one very plump.
Captain Gutt: In my ocean: what a terrible turn of events. I love a terrible turn of events.
Silas: [exhausted after futilely chasing after Liz, who has double-crossed him and Bob] Oh! My side!
Bob: I hope it bloody hurts.
Silas: [last line of film] Only when I laugh...
Bart: Peace is meant to explain a state of tranquility. Ok? So why don't you try finding a way to say goodbye, now that you're among civilized people.
Silas: Well, Mr. Civilized, peace can also be used interjectionally, as a request, greeting or farewell. So, try to find another way to be an asshole, if you don't know your, grammar, that is. Peace.
Silas: This class is fucking boring I'm out of here.
Dean Carl Cain: Uh, excuse me did I hear you say something?
Silas: With all do respect sir, suck my dick.
Jeffery: No sir, I'm not saying anything. It's... it's these guys.
Silas: You're an asshole.
Dean Carl Cain: Did you just call me an asshole?
Jamal: No I said idiot.
Dean Carl Cain: An idiot.
Jeffery: No sir, no sir, I...
Dean Carl Cain: What did you say?
Jeffery: I said that this school has nice halls.
Dean Carl Cain: This is not funny.
Silas: You couldn't teach your way out of kindergarten class, dean.
Dean Carl Cain: I think we had enough interruptions for today. I think you should leave.
[gets ready to walk out of the class]
Silas: This would have never happened if I were black.
[after Harvard is described to them]
Silas: Shit, I'll fucks witcha!
Jamal: Shit, I'll fucks witcha, too!
Huntley: And that's a good thing?
Jamal: Yes. That's a "yes"!
Huntley: Then we'll 'fox' with each other.
Silas: That shit on your lip got some shit on its lip.
Silas: [to Lauren] I loves Ben Franklin girl, and I can listen to you talk about his stinkin' ass all day long.
Silas: So, you trying to get something to bring your nerves down too, huh?
Jamal: Yeah. I figure if I study high, take the test high, get high scores! Right?
Jamal and Silas: Right...
Silas: Those look like they're still in high school, yo.
Jamal: If there's grass on the infield, play ball!
Jamal: You see, the system is geared to put most of the wealth into the hands of a few.
Jamal: Fo shou!
Jeffery: Fo shou...
Silas: Oh you don't know shit, I'ma learn you though, I'ma learn you.
Silas: Midgets... dwarves... motherfucking unicorns... they don't want to see the black man make it.
Silas: [propped up on his arm in bed with Nia] I never could have imagined what love felt like. It's... strange... like a tornado going around and...
[laughs shyly, then turns serious]
Nia: That's why I was scared of it at first.
Silas: [nods several times]
Nia: It's about giving. Like, I want you to take everything. I don't even know what it is but I want you to take it from me.
Silas: I just wanna-
Silas: I wanna run.
[Nia laughs, Silas smiles]
Silas: I mean like you and I, both of us, just run...
[closes his eyes]
Silas: ... as fast as we can, outside, just take off.
[opens his eyes]
Silas: It's so weird; I'm like... I keep thinking about... Ever since we were kids, it's been drilled to us that our purpose is to explore the universe, you know? Outer space is where we'll find the answers to why we're here and where we come from. It's like everyone's... searching for these answers eight hundred million miles away and the truth is the answers are right in front of us.
[looks into Nia's eyes intensely]
Silas: I know why I'm here.
Nia: Me too.
Silas: Job 38, verse 11. Do you know it, Sister?
Sister Sandrine: Job 38:11."Hitherto shalt thou come, but no further."
Silas: "But no further". Do you mock me?
Sophie Neveu: [rips the tape off Silas's mouth] Did you kill Jacques Saunière?
Sophie Neveu: Did you kill Jacques Saunière?
Silas: I am the messenger of God.
Sophie Neveu: [slaps him across the face] Did you kill my grandfather?
Silas: I am the messenger...
[Sophie slaps him again]
Silas: Each breath you take is a sin. No shadow will be safe again. For you will be hunted by angels.
Sophie Neveu: You believe in God? Your God doesn't forgive murderers... He burns them.
Silas: You, cripple. Put the keystone on the table.
Sir Leigh Teabing: You will not succeed. Only the worthy can unlock the stone.
Silas: Each breath you take is a sin. No shadow will be safe again, for you will be hunted by angels.
Silas: Soy phantasma!
Silas: [while dying] I am a ghost.
Silas: Are you the Teacher?
Remy Jean: I am.
Silas: Stop now. Tell me where it is.
Silas: You and your brethren possess what is not rightfully yours.
Jacques Saunière: I... I don't know what you are talking about.
Silas: Is it a secret you will die for?
Jacques Saunière: Please.
Silas: As you wish.
Silas: [to Sophie] Do not move, woman.
Silas: [to Teabing] Cripple... Put the box on the table.
Sir Leigh Teabing: What, this trifle? Well... perhaps we can... make a financial arrangement.
Silas: Put the keystone... on the table.
Sir Leigh Teabing: You will not succeed... Only the worthy can unlock the stone.
[Silas turns gun on Teabing, pulls hammer back]
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