Siggy Quotes in What About Bob? (1991)

Dr. Leo Marvin: I want some peace and quiet!

Bob Wiley: Well, I'll be quiet.

Siggy: I'll be peace!

[Bob and Siggy burst into giggles]

Siggy: I mean, my Dad just dropped me in the water, without warning me first. I mean, I nearly drowned! My whole life flashed before my eyes!

Bob Wiley: Wow, you're lucky you're only twelve.

Siggy: It was still grim.

Dr. Leo Marvin: Why are you always wearing black? What is it with you and this death fixation?

Siggy: Maybe I'm in mourning for my lost childhood.

Bob Wiley: Goodbye, rat-dick suck-nut!

Siggy: [upstairs] Bye, dog-pissing-barf!

Dr. Leo Marvin: [screams from the bottom of the stairs] Sigmund!

Bob Wiley: Later, testicle-head bosom-beaver!

[looks out the window]

Bob Wiley: Good Morning America's here!

[Last Lines]

Minister: Bob Wiley, would you have Lily Marvin to be your beloved wedded wife, to cherish and love till death do you part?

Bob Wiley: I do.

Minister: Lily Marvin, would you have Bob Wiley to be your beloved wedded husband, to cherish and love till death do you part?

Lily Marvin: [smiling] I do.

[Bob heaves a sigh of relief. Bob and Lily smile at one another]

Minister: If anyone wishes to express why these two shouldn't join together in matrimony... speak now, or forever hold your peace.

[the catatonic Leo jiggles his head and makes throaty sounds. No one notices, even Bob, who is looking around]

Minister: Then, By the power invested in me and the state of New York. I pronounce you, man and wife.

Dr. Leo Marvin: [suddenly stands up and shouts] NO!

Siggy: [excitedly shouts] Dad's back!

Anna Marvin: Daddy!

Lily Marvin: Leo!

Lily Marvin: [rushing over] Leo!

[the family surrounds the recovered Leo as everyone applauds]

[the Marvins have told Bob to leave, and they are saying their farewells]

Siggy: Goodbye, green-puking pissant.

Bob Wiley: Later, barf-breath douche-mouth.

[Bob and Siggy are jumping on their beds, faking Tourette's syndrome]

Bob Wiley: Shit-for-brains!

Siggy: Butthead!

Bob Wiley: Dingleberry butt!

Siggy: Snot face!

Bob Wiley: Vulture Vomit!

Siggy: Turkey tits! Belch breath!