Sid Phillips Quotes in Toy Story (1995)


Sid Phillips Quotes:

  • Woody: [through his voice box] Reach for the sky!

    Sid Phillips: Huh?

    Woody: This town ain't big enough for the two of us!

    Sid Phillips: What?

    Woody: Somebody's poisoned the waterhole!

    Sid Phillips: It's busted.

    Woody: Who are you calling busted, Buster?

    Sid Phillips: Huh?

    Woody: That's right! I'm talking to you, Sid Philips! We don't like being blown up, Sid. Or smashed, or torn apart.

    Sid Phillips: [hyperventilating] W-we?

    Woody: That's right, your toys!

    [Mutant Toys get up and surround the terrified Sid]

    Woody: From now on, you must take good care of your toys, because if you don't, we'll find out, Sid!

    Woody: [while turning head around slowly] We toys can see EVERYTHING!

    Woody: [speaking and moving] So play nice!

    [Sid screams, drops Woody and runs inside]

  • Sid Phillips: [Reading warning on rocket] "Extremely dangerous. Keep out of reach of children." Cool! What am I gonna blow? Hey where's that Wimpy Cowboy Doll?

    [Woody hides inside the milk crate. Sid searching for Woody spots the milk crate and picks it up to find nothing]

    Sid Phillips: [Sid continues to search as Woody clings to the inside of the crate, and steps on Buzz lying on the floor] Yes, I've always wanted to send a Spaceman into Orbit.

    [Side puts the Milk Crate Woody had been hiding in onto a nearby desk. Woody watches in horror as Sid straps the Explosive Rocket onto Buzz with Duct Tape]

    Sid Phillips: [Noticing a Lightning Strike outside] Oh no!

    Sid Phillips: [Walking over to the Window and Bangs his head against it in Frustration] Aww man!

    [Sid places Buzz on the desk next to Woody, and starts up his Alarm Clock]

    Sid Phillips: Sid Phillips reporting. Launch of shuttle has been delayed due to adverse weather conditions at the Launch Site. Tomorrow's Forecast: Sunny, Ha, ha, ha! Sweet Dreams!

  • Woody: [the Mutant Toys in Sid's Room start to surround Buzz] Buzz! Go away, you disgusting freaks!

    [Woody screams as he shields Buzz's arm from Babyface which grabs Buzz's arm from Woody]

    Woody: All back! Back, you cannibals!

    [Woody screams again as he loses his grip on Buzz's arm, which sends him flying to the wall, he wakes up and attacks the mutant toys]

    Woody: He's still alive and you're not getting him, you monsters.

    [Woody sees that Buzz's arm is attached to its socket with the help of The Mutant Toys]

    Woody: Hey, they fixed you? But... but they're cannibals, we saw them eat other toys.

    [the Pterodactyl and Janie Doll from earlier on are shown to be alright, back on their correct bodies]

    Woody: Uh, sorry. We thought you're gonna... you know... eat my friend.

    [the Mutant Toys get scared away]

    Woody: No, no, no, no, wait. What's wrong?

    Sid's Mom: Sid?

    Sid Phillips: Not right now, Mom. I'm busy!

    Woody: Sid! Buzz, get up! Use our legs! Fine, let Sid trash but don't blame me!

  • Woody: [From inside the milk-crate] Listen Buzz, forget about me. You should get outta here while you can.

    [Woody looks over to see that Buzz has disappeared. Suddenly the milk-crate he's in begins to shake. He notices Buzz trying to push the toolbox off]

    Woody: Buzz! What are you doing? I thought you were...

    Buzz: Come on, Sheriff. There's a kid in that house who needs us. Now let's get you out of this thing.

    [Both Woody and Buzz push against the milk-crate, which budges very slowly. As the sun rises, Woody and Buzz notice the Moving Man pull into Andy's Driveway]

    Buzz: Woody! It's the Moving Van!

    Woody: We've gotta get out of here, now!

    [Buzz manages to push the milk-crate for enough to the Edge of the Desk for Woody to hop out of, and onto the floor, but Buzz doesn't notice]

    Woody: Buzz! Hey, I'm out!

    Buzz: [Continuing to push the crate] Almost there!

    [the toolbox and the milk-crate fall off the desk, and land right ontop of Woody]

    Buzz: [Noticing Sid still asleep, then runs to the Edge of the Desk] Woody! Are you alright?

    Woody: [Lifting up the Toolbox that fell ontop of him] I'm fine... I'm OK.

    [Sid's Alarm Clock rings, as Woody hides back under the milk-crate]

    Sid Phillips: [Waking up] Oh yeah! Time for lift off!

    [Sid grabs Buzz and runs out the door. Woody tries to run after Sid, only to find his Dog, Scud, right outside, who runs out at Woody, only to be shut out just in time]

  • Sid Phillips: [talking in his sleep] I wanna ride the pony...

  • Sid Phillips: [torturing Woody with a magnifying glass] Where are your rebel friends now?

    Sid's Mom: [offscreen, downstairs] Sid! Your Pop-Tarts are ready!

    Sid Phillips: [running off] All right!

  • Sid Phillips: Hannah! Hey, Hannah!

    Hannah: What?

    Sid Phillips: Did I get my package in the mail?

    Hannah: [shrugs] I don't know.

    Sid Phillips: [demanding] What do you mean, you don't know?

    Hannah: I DON'T KNOW.

  • Sid Phillips: [Referring to Hannah's Doll] Oh No Hannah, look at Janey! She's Sick!

    Hannah: [as Sid snatches her] No she's not!

    Sid Phillips: I'll have to perform one of my... operations!

    Hannah: [Chasing Sid up to his Room] Sid, gave her back!

    Hannah: [as Sid closes the Door] Sid!

    [Sid throws his bag with Woody and Buzz onto his bed, and gets out a plastic face mask]

    Sid Phillips: No-one has ever attempted a double bypass brain transplant before.

    [Woody and Buzz watch in horror as Sid places Janey's head into a vice! He does the same to a Toy Pterodactyl's body]

    Sid Phillips: [Now with the Pterodactyl's head on Janey's body] Doctor you've done it!

    Sid Phillips: [Walking to the door with Hannah waiting outside] Hannah! Janey's all better now!

    Hannah: [Hannah shrieks in horror at the sight of what Sid did to Janey and runs downstairs] Mum, Mum!

    Sid Phillips: She's lying! Whatever she says is not true!

    [Throws the Toy onto the floor, as the Pterodactyl's head falls off]

  • [Sid at Pizza Planet ends up spotting Buzz in the Alien Claw Game, much to Woody's shock]

    Sid Phillips: A Buzz Lightyear? No way.

    [the claw reaches down and collects Buzz successfully]

    Sid Phillips: Yes!

    [Woody grabs Buzz' legs, trying to pull him out and stop him from being obtained]

    Sid Phillips: [Banging against the glass] HEY!

    All Aliens: [as Woody struggles to pull Buzz out of the Claw Machine] He has been chosen.

    [the Alien Toys all push Woody back through]

    Woody: Stop it! Stop it!

    Sid Phillips: [after having obtained both Buzz and Woody] Alright, Double Prizes!

    Sid Phillips: [Picks up them both] Let's go home and play.

    [Sid chuckles as the camera zooms in on his shirt]

  • Sid Phillips: [In Panic] The Toys! The Toys are alive!

    Sid Phillips: [whimpering] Nice Toy!

    [Hannah holds her New Sally Doll out at Sid in Fear, and chases him upstairs]

    Hannah: What's wrong Sid? Don't you wanna play with Sally?

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