Shuli Quotes in Itty Bitty Titty Committee (2007)

Sadie: You do realize that Calvin's a girl?

Shuli: And? I want to see if she will come to Sacramento with us.

Anna: [sarcastic] This isn't a dating service, you know.

Sadie: Sorry, Shuli. Last time anyone checked, you liked men.

Shuli: Who said I didn't? Jesus, you dykes are such closed-minded bitches.

Anna: I thought you said this was a girl's group.

Sadie: It is. Aggie gets a free pass for being born with a clit.

Shuli: Hey! He's not in a fucking circus, you can stop gawking at him.

Shuli: Sorry, I didn't mean to look at you.

Aggie: It's OK, I'm used to it.

Sadie: Aggie's a tough one. Not everyone's got the balls to take it.

Shuli: No pun intended, of course.

Shuli: So where did Sadie find you?

Anna: At my work.

Shuli: So what's it like working in a place that encourages women to view themselves as sex objects?

Anna: You know, some women just wanna look good.

Shuli: The death rate from liposuction victims is higher from the death rate from automobile accidents. Hope you sleep well at night.

Sadie: Meat's an amazing artist.

Anna: What are you making?

Shuli: If it were any of your business, you'd know.