Shu Quotes in Dragon Ball Z: Doragon bôru Z - Kami to Kami (2013)

[Trunks approaches the Pilaf Gang]

Trunks: I was trying to act cool, and I called you my girlfriend...

Pilaf: ME?

Trunks: Not you!

Shu: ME?

Trunks: How did it come to that? That girl there!

Mai: Me?... Why would I be with a kid like you?

Trunks: You're a kid, too. I'm sorry, but could you just act for a little while...

Mai: Act as your girlfriend? What should I do?

Trunks: Uh... how about holding hands?

Mai: [shocked] EH? How did kids these days get so revolutionary?

Pilaf: I AM EMPEROR PILAF!

[Pilaf, Shu and Mai are now children]

Mai: We finally managed to make a wish to Shenron... and you asked for youth!

Pilaf: There wasn't much point asking to rule the world, when we'd aged and had only a few years left to enjoy ruling...

Mai: But he made us TOO young!

Shu: Well, I can't complain. As a dog, I've already exceeded my life expectancy.

[English sub]

Mai: [holds uo a Dragonball] I used the diamond to distract the boy, while I sneaked out with this! They don't have a clue the Four-Star Dragon Ball has gone missing thanks to me!

Pilaf: Wow, you've really earned your keep this time!... But wait a second, we can't wish for money with just ONE Dragon Ball!

Mai: Oh, don't worry, I've got it all figured out! We'll demand a huge ransom from them! We'll say we won't return the Ball, unless they give us one million Zeni xash!

Pilaf: Oh, that's brilliant! Mai, you're a genuine evil genius, a real-deal rascal!

Mai: Nothing compared to you Pilaf, you're even eviller!

[both cackle]

Shu: I'm pretty sure that diamond was worth more than a million zeni, couldn't we just have taken it and left?

[awkward pause]

Shu: ...or not?

Pilaf: Don't be stupid! Nobody wants to be THAT rich, it's way too stressful! It's about balance!

Mai: That's right! You'll be so stressed, you'll start wetting yourself all the time! And I'm not washing your pee-pee pants!

Pilaf: ...Okay, that just went to a weird place. I expect my evil henchmen to have a little class.

Mai: I'm sorry, my bad.

Shu: Come.

Sid: Where?

Shu: It's fun stuff.