Shrunken Head Quotes in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)

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Shrunken Head Quotes:

  • Stan Shunpike: Take her away, Ern.

    Shrunken Head: [With a Jamaican accent] Yeah, take it away, Ernie! Fasten your safety belts, clench your buttocks! It's going be a bumpy ride!

  • Stan Shunpike: What did you say your name was again?

    Harry: I didn't.

    Stan Shunpike: Well, whereabouts are you headed?

    Harry: The Leaky Cauldron! That's in London.

    Stan Shunpike: D'you hear that, Ern? The Leaky Cauldron, that's in London.

    Shrunken Head: Ah, the Leaky Cauldron! If you have the pea soup, make sure you eat it before it eats you!

  • Shrunken Head: [while the Knight Bus is compressing itself to squeeze between two buses] Why the long faces?

  • Shrunken Head: Mind your head!

  • Shrunken Head: Ernie, little old lady at twelve o'clock!

    [the Knight Bus screeches to a halt]

    Shrunken Head: Ten... nine... eight... seven... six... five... four... 'tree'... 'tree' and a half... two... one and 'tree' quarters... YES!

  • [while hurtling through London in the Knight Bus]

    Harry: But the Muggles! Can't they see us?

    Stan Shunpike: Muggles? They don't see nothing, do they?

    Shrunken Head: No, but if you jab them with a fork, they feel it!

    [laughs]

  • Shrunken Head: [in bus looking through window when a lady walks in front of the bus] Little old lady at twelve o'clock!

    [bus stops for old lady to cross street]

    Shrunken Head: Three... two... yes!

    [bus moves on]

  • Stan Shunpike: [on the Knight Bus with Harry, who is looking around] Come on, come on, move on!

    [clears throat, gives Harry a ticket, and knocks on the window next door]

    Stan Shunpike: Take her away, Ern.

    Shrunken Head: [next door] Yeah! Take it away, Ernie! It's going to be a bumpy ride!

    [Ernie starts up the Knight Bus and drives it quite quickly while things slide back and forth]

    Shrunken Head: Ha Ha Ha Ha!

    Shrunken Head: [to Harry] What did you say your name was again?

    Harry: I didn't!

    Stan Shunpike: Well, whereabouts are you headin'?

    Harry: The Leaky Cauldron. That's in London.

    Stan Shunpike: Did ya hear that, Ern? The Leaky Cauldron. That's in London.

    [laughs]

    Shrunken Head: Ah, the Leaky Cauldron! Hey, if you have the pea soup, make sure you eat it before it eats you!

    [laughs]

    Harry: But the Muggles! Can't they see us?

    Stan Shunpike: Muggles? They don't see nothing, do they?

    Shrunken Head: No, but if you jab them with a fork they feel it!

    [laughs]

    Shrunken Head: Ernie, little old lady at twelve o'clock!

    [bus stops for old lady to cross, while Harry smashes into the window]

    Shrunken Head: Ten... Nine... Eight... Seven... Six... Five... Four... Three... Three and a half... Two... One and three quarters, yes!

    [little old lady finally passes and bus moves on]

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