Shorty Meeks Quotes in Scary Movie 2 (2001)


Shorty Meeks Quotes:

  • Dwight Hartman: Heh-hey! Hey there little guy, how are you doing?

    Little Bird: Fuck off, four eyes.

    Dwight Hartman: H... h... I beg your pardon?

    Little Bird: I said: "Fuck off... four eyes"

    Dwight Hartman: You know, I oughta kick your ass!

    Shorty Meeks: Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Relax, son, it's just a bird. Hi little birdy... Polly want a cracker?

    Little Bird: Polly want your momma's sweet ass.

    Shorty Meeks: ...what did Polly say to me?

    Little Bird: I said: "Polly wants your momma's... sweet ass".

    Shorty Meeks: You don't be talking 'bout my momma son, you don't know my momma son!

    Little Bird: Yeah, I know your momma, I fucked her last night.

    Shorty Meeks: You want beef? I'll fuck you up!

    Little Bird: Ooooh! I'm shaking, I'm shaking.

    Shorty Meeks: Aw no fuck this, I'm handling this shit like a gentleman, ya'll. Hold my tooth son.

    Little Bird: Yeah come on bitch, you and that Kotter's hairstyle wanna piece of me? Come on, bring it on!

    Shorty Meeks: What you hardcore? Gimme somethin'!

    Little Bird: Lemme outta here, come on pussy. Lemme outta here, I'll fuck you up!

  • Dwight Hartman: Let's split up.

    Brenda Meeks: Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh UH! Now wait a minute, hold up! How come when anytime this scary shit happens, and we should stick together, you white people always say "let's split up"?

    Theo: She's right, we should stick together.

    Dwight Hartman: She's right. Okay.

    [pointing to the white people in the group]

    Dwight Hartman: You three, follow me!

    [the three black people are left alone]

    Shorty Meeks: Ain't that a bitch.

    [the three of them begin to cry]

    Brenda Meeks: We gonna die, y'all.

  • Hanson: Ah, it's Cindy. Say "Helloo" to Cindy, Shorty.

    Shorty Meeks: Helloo... Cindy.

    [Cindy looks at the bottles on the table]

    Cindy Campbell: Oh, God. Morphine, chloroform, horse tranquilizers! You drugged him!

    Hanson: I did not! That's all his stuff!

  • Shorty Meeks: Woooooh!

    Cindy Campbell: Oh, Shorty!

    Shorty Meeks: Cindy!

    Cindy Campbell: There's a monster chasing me, what are we gonna do?

    Shorty Meeks: Eeeh, eeh... I got it!

    [Shoves Cindy out of the room and locks the door]

  • Shorty Meeks: Yeah.

    Shorty Meeks: [Rips out a page from his history book]

    Shorty Meeks: Free papers.

    Shorty Meeks: [laughs loudly and irritatingly and rolls a joint with the page]

  • Buddy: I heard Dwight tell the professor that there could be a poltergeist in the house and that we could all be in danger!

    Shorty Meeks: Aww, naaaaw son! NOT A POLTERGEIST! What's a poltergeist?

  • Shorty Meeks: Toke! Toke! Take it to the head! Take it to the head!

  • Shorty Meeks: No. I need a place to stay. Momma Dukes kicked me out.

  • Shorty Meeks: [while being rolled up like a joint by a weed tree] I'll NEVER smoke you again.

  • Shorty Meeks: Aww, we dealing wit a poltergeist!

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