Short Fuse Quotes in Penguins of Madagascar (2014)
Short Fuse Quotes:
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Skipper: Debbie!
Kowalski: Dave.
Skipper: Dave!
Corporal: He hacked into our system.
[There's no sound onscreen as Dave speaks]
Eva: Where's the sound?
Kowalski: Dave, your microphone, it's not on.
Classified: Click on the button with the picture of the microphone.
Short Fuse: Every time a villain calls in, this happens.
Dave: Hello?
[the screen goes off]
Dave: Hello?
Kowalski: But, now we can hear you.
Short Fuse: So annoying!
Kowalski: But we cannot see.
Short Fuse: Every time!
Classified: It's like talking to my parents.
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Classified: Short Fuse, you were supposed to handcuff them to the raft!
Short Fuse: I tried, but they don't have hands, they just have flippers, Boss! And I have flippers. So it's flipping useless!
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Classified: What is that?
[they see numerous painful weapons as they are going to be killed on the ride]
Classified: Oh, great.
Short Fuse: Oh, no! This it it!
Corporal: I don't wanna die, I'm squishy!
[before they are killed by one of the weapons, the ride stops and goes reverse to see Private knocked out the squid controlling the ride]
Classified: OH NO, WE'RE DEAD! DEAD! DEAAAAAAAAAAD!
Private: [to the North Wind team] I pushed a button!
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Dave: [fixes the video connection] How about now?
Private: Hurray!
Classified: Yes! Way to go, looks fantastic!
Dave: Excellent! Now, where was I?
[laughs maniacally]
Kowalski: Dave!
Short Fuse: Grrrr!
Dave: Greetings, North Wind. I see you've met my old zoo-mates.
Skipper: We were never "mates." There was no mating.
Classified: Turn yourself in, David. You are powerless now that I have stolen your precious Medusa Serum.
Skipper: What? You didn't steal that!
Classified: It's over.
Dave: It's over?
[mock-confusion]
Dave: Then... why did I call you? Wierd. OH! Maybe it was to show you *this*!
[turns camera to reveal a large vat of Medusa Serum]
Kowalski: [collective gasp from everyone] That is a lot of serum for four penguins.
Dave: Oh, you thought this was just about you four? No, no-no-no-no. We're just getting started.
[takes a selfie]
Dave: Now, if you will excuse me, I have to go do some shopping... FOR REVENGE!
[hits button, buzzer sounds. hits button again, same result]
Dave: Wait. How do you...?
Squid: [gurgles instructions]
Dave: What do I push?
Squid: [points and gurgles]
Dave: Is it the red, or...
Squid 2: [points, gurgles, and slaps own head in frustration]
Dave: I thought it was... it's not this -
[screen goes black]
-- Short Fuse
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