Shoplifter Quotes in Are We There Yet? (2005)

[a pair of young shoplifters enter the store, one of them walks up to the counter where Nick awaits]

Shoplifter: Hey, Mister, you got any 'Yu-Gi-Oh!'?

Nick Persons: What you think?

Shoplifter: You got any Dragonball GT?

Nick Persons: [furiously] Look. You come in here every day, askin' the same questions. We ain't got no Pokemon, no Digimon, no Buffy, no SpongeBob, no Beanie Babies...

[sees the other shoplifter trying to take a rare baseball card]

Nick Persons: And no shoplifters!

[he chucks a football at the shoplifter, who drops the card, then leaves with his partner]

Nick Persons: Now, get! BOTH OF Y'ALL! GET!'!'!

Gin: [after seeing a kid has placed a game in his pants] What's this?

Shoplifter: I was going to pay for it.

Gin: Wrong answer.