Shooter Quotes in Dead Men Can't Dance (1997)

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Shooter Quotes:

  • Shooter: Dead men can't dance.

  • Shooter: There are no loyalties, only targets.

  • [first lines]

    Dealer in Car: Yo fellas, what's up?

    Driver: Same old same old.

    Dealer in Car: I got meatballs, I got ready rocks, I got gumballs. Shit, I even got gas starter kits.

    Shooter: Jumbos, two-twentys.

    Dealer in Car: Two-twentys'll be 40.

    Shooter: [flashing bills] You break this?

    Dealer in Car: I ain't no cash machine.

  • Shooter: I have brought the nine of you here for a reason. Your survival depends on you figuring out what that reason is. I will leave you alone for your discussions but I will return every ten minutes and kill one of you until you've figured it out or until you are all dead. You have ten minutes.

  • Slade: Six stacks, is that right, Shooter?

    Shooter: Six.

    Slade: Well, we've been playing 30 hours... uh, that rate, six thousand, that makes roughly, uh, $200 an hour. Thank you for the entertainment, gentlemen. I am particularly grateful to Lancey, here; it's been a rewarding experience to watch a great artist at work. Thank you for the privilege, sir.

    Lancey Howard: Well now, you're quite welcome, son. It's a pleasure to meet someone who understands that to the true gambler, money is never an end in itself, it's simply a tool, as a language is to thought. Good evening, uh... Mr. Slade.

    Slade: Good evening, Mr. Howard.

  • Shooter: Well, Lancey, are we all set for Monday night?

    Lancey Howard: Uh-huh.

    Shooter: I can get Lady Fingers to come.

    Lancey Howard: Lady Fingers? I haven't seen that old bitch - oh, it must be at least ten years;long enough to think of her almost fondly.

  • [Shooter's wife Melba is altering a jigsaw puzzle piece with a nail file]

    Shooter: Melba, why do you do that?

    Melba: So it'll fit, stupid.

    Shooter: No, I'm not talking about that. What I'm asking is... do you, uh, have to cheat at everything?

    Melba: At everything?

    Shooter: Yes. At... solitaire. I've yet to see you play one game of solitaire without cheating.

    Melba: So what?

    Shooter: Look, you're just cheating yourself, don't you understand? You'll be the loser, no one else but yourself!... You've ruined the puzzle, now, that doesn't go in there.

    [She forces the altered piece into place]

    Melba: Does now.

  • [Slade blackmails Shooter into cheating on his dealing so the Kid will beat Howard]

    Shooter: Hey, why are you doing this? It can't be for money.

    Slade: Yes, for my kind of money, gut money. I wanta to see that smug old bastard gutted. Gutted!

    Shooter: Like he gutted you.

    Slade: Yes, that's right, that's right!

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