Shoeshine Boy Quotes in Underdog (2007)
Shoeshine Boy Quotes:
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[from trailer]
Shoeshine Boy: Y'know, you never see dogs hurting each other for money.
Jack: You never see people sniffing each other's butts.
Shoeshine Boy: Touché.
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Shoeshine Boy: When I'm bored, I just chase my tail. If you're lucky, you throw up, and BINGO, lunch part two!
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Jack: It's time to teach you some manners.
Shoeshine Boy: Right. I'm going to learn manners from a guy who pees in my white porcelain drinking bowl.
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Shoeshine Boy: There's no need to worry, Underdog is furry!
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Small Boy: Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird.
Woman: It's a plane.
Man: It's a frog.
Crowd: A frog?
Shoeshine Boy: It's not a bird, or a plane, or even frog. It's just little old me, Underdog.
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Shoeshine Boy: There's no need for fright. Underdog can bite.
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Shoeshine Boy: [starting to speak] Give the dog your food!
Jack: Aaaaaaahhhhh!
Shoeshine Boy: Aaaaaaahhhhh!
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Shoeshine Boy: He says he thinks they should see other people. She says... Wait people eat that too
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Shoeshine Boy: [to Underdog] You're like Superman with a flea collar.
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Dr. Simon Barsinister: [to the German shepherds] Bad dog!
Shoeshine Boy: There are no bad dogs, only bad owners!
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Shoeshine Boy: Destiny's a fumny thing. It'll creep up on you when you least expect it.
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