Shock Quotes in The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)

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Shock Quotes:

  • Santa: Haven't you heard of peace on earth and goodwill toward men?

    LockShockBarrel: NO!

  • Jack Skellington: And one more thing...

    [stops Barrel from leaving]

    Jack Skellington: leave that no-account Oogie-Boogie out of this!

    Barrel: Whatever you say, Jack.

    Shock: Of course, Jack.

    Lock: Wouldn't dream of it, Jack.

    [a view from behind reveals their fingers are crossed]

  • LockBarrelShock: Jack! Jack! We caught him.

    [catching themselves]

    LockBarrelShock: We *got* him.

    Jack Skellington: Perfect! Open it up. Quickly!

    [opens it up to reveal the Easter bunny]

    Jack Skellington: That's not Sandy Claws!

    Shock: It isn't?

    Barrel: Who is it?

    Behemoth: [the Easter bunny hops up a set of steps and up to the Behemouth, sniffing him - he points at it] BUNNY!

    [it leaps back into the covered tub, terrified]

    Jack Skellington: Not Sandy Claws... Take him back!

    Lock: We followed your instructions...

    Barrel: We went through the door...

    Jack Skellington: Which door? There's more than one! Sandy Claws is behind the door shaped like *this*.

    [shows Christmas cookie in shape of tree]

    Shock: I *told* you!

    Jack Skellington: [Lock and Shock fight, Jack buries his face in his hand and after a moment stretches out his jaw and screams] AURR!

    [they stop fighting and gasp with Barrel]

    Jack Skellington: [to the Easter bunny] I'm very sorry for the inconvenience, sir.

    [to the henchmen]

    Jack Skellington: Take *him* home first. And apologize again. Be careful with Sandy Claws when you fetch him. Treat him nicely.

    Barrel: Got it.

    Lock: We'll get it right...

    LockBarrelShock: Next time.

  • Santa: [from in the bag] Me on vacation? On Christmas Eve?

    Barrel: Where are we taking him?

    Shock: Where?

    Lock: To Oogie Boogie, of course. There's no where in the whole world more comfortable than *that*. And Jack *said* to make him comfortable, didn't he?

    BarrelShock: Yes, he did.

  • Jack Skellington: The job I have for you is top secret. It requires skill, craft, cunning, mis...

    Shock: And we thought you didn't *like* us, Jack.

  • [attempting to push Santa down the pipe]

    Shock: I think he might be too big!

    [she tries again, he groans]

    Lock: No, he's not! If he can go down a chimney... he can fit...

    [shoves]

    Lock: down...

    [shoves again]

    Lock: ...here!

    [Santa slides down the pipe]

  • LockShockBarrel: [singing] Kidnap the Sandy Claws, / beat him with a stick, / lock him up for ninety years, / see what makes him tick.

  • Shock: [singing] I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb.

    Barrel: *I'm* not the dumb one.

    Lock: You're no fun!

    Shock: Shut up!

    Lock: Make me!

  • Lock: [singing] I say that we take a cannon, aim it at his door, and then, knock three times, and when he answers, Sandy Claws will be no more!

    Shock: [singing] You're so stupid! Think now! If we blow him up to smithereens, we may lose some pieces!

    LockShock: [singing] And then Jack will beat us black and green!

  • LockShockBarrel: Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws?

    Lock: I wanna do it.

    Barrel: Let's draw straws!

    Shock: Jack said we should work together.

    Barrel: Three of a kind.

    Lock: Birds of a feather.

    LockShockBarrel: Now and forever!

  • Mayor: The King of Halloween has been blown to smithereens! Skeleton Jack is now a pile of dust!

    LockShockBarrel: Pile of dust! Pile of dust! Skeleton Jack is a pile of dust!

  • Lock: [of Jack] There he is!

    Barrel: Alive!

    Shock: Just like we said!

    Mayor: [throws Jack a ladder] Grab ahold, my boy!

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