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Shirl Quotes:

  • John: [inspecting inside a rail boxcar] It's empty! We'll stick the car in here. There's a ramp about half a mile ahead. Get up there and load up.

    Gerry Austin: But I'll kill myself.

    John: You can do it!

    Shirl: Come on Gerry!

    Gerry Austin: I'll kill you too, you silly bitch!

  • Shirl: Sometimes I think you don't realize what's going on, I think sometimes you're getting...

    Bill: Senile? That's the operative word nowadays, isn't it, Shirl? You know, it's funny. When I was young, I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my 50s I was considered eccentric. Here I am, doing and saying the same thing that I did then, and I'm labeled senile. I wonder what my billing is going to be ten years from now?

  • New Tenant: How old are you?

    Shirl: Twenty-one.

    New Tenant: Charles said you were twenty-four.

    Shirl: That makes us both liars.

  • [Shirl tells Thorn that she's getting a new tenant]

    Det. Thorn: He'll like you. You're a helluva piece of furniture.

    Shirl: Don't talk to me like that. Please.

    Det. Thorn: OK.

  • Det. Thorn: Turn the air conditioning way up!

    Shirl: Way up! We'll make it as cold as winter used to be!

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