Sherry Quotes in Big Momma's House (2000)

Sherry: [jumping into bed beside "Big Momma" during the storm] I remember how it used to storm like this when I was a little girl. You would wrap your arms around me, and it felt like nothing in the world could ever hurt me.

Malcolm Turner: [wrapping his arms around Sherry] It feels so damn good.

Sherry: [feeling a jab in her back from Malcolm's "arousal"] Big Momma, what's that?

Malcolm Turner: [pulls out a flashlight] That's just my flashlight. The storm knocked out all the power so I had to get a big ol' flashlight.

Sherry: [interrupting the conversation they were having when she feels another jab in the back] Big Momma, is there another flashlight under there?

Sherry: Oh, it's so good to see you, Big Momma. I thought you may forgotten all about me.

Malcolm Turner: Shut your mouth, child. Oh, Big Momma could never forget that ass...

Sherry: What?

Malcolm Turner: ...ma. Asthma. Do you remember you had asthma?

Leigh Anne Touhy: [talking about the Tuohy's Christmas card photo with Michael in it]

Elaine: He looks so big compared to you like Jessica Lange right next to King Kong

[amidst chuckles]

Beth: Hey, does Michael get the family discount at Taco Bell? 'Cause if he does Sean is gonna lose a few stores.

Leigh Anne Touhy: He's a good kid.

Elaine: Well, I say you make it official and just adopt him

[laughs]

Leigh Anne Touhy: He's going to be eighteen in a few months it doesn't make much sense to legally adopt.

[they all stare at her]

Sherry: Leigh Ann, is this some sort of white guilt thing?

Elaine: What would your Daddy say?

Leigh Anne Touhy: Um... before or after he turns around in his grave? Daddy's been gone five years Elaine. Make matters worse you were at the funeral, remember? You were wearing Chanel and that awful black hat? Look, here's the deal, I don't need y'all to approve my choices alright, but I do ask that you respect them. You have no idea what this boy has been through and if this becomes some running diatribe, I can find overpriced salad a lot closer to home.

Sherry: Leigh Ann, I'm so sorry, we didn't mean to...

Elaine: No, we didn't really.

Beth: I think what you are doing is so great. Opening up your home to him... honey, you are changing that boy's life.

Leigh Anne Touhy: No, he's changing mine.

Elaine: [snidely] And that's great for you. But, seriously, Leigh Ann, aren't you worried for Collins? I mean, she's a beautiful white girl, and he's a big, black boy.

Leigh Anne Touhy: Shame on you.

[gets up]

Leigh Anne Touhy: I'm getting this.

[she leaves]

Sherry: I'm like your mistress, except you're not even married.

[first lines]

Sherry: I pretty much have all my stuff.

[picks up mail]

Sherry: Looks like you got a love letter from one of your other girlfriends.

Bill White: How old are you?

Sherry: Nineteen. So you wanna dance?

Bill White: I don't think you do. I'm wearing underwear older than that.

Carl: Aren't you going to invite me in?

Sherry: How about you take off your clothes?

Carl: Start your stopwatch, coach.

Sherry: Mr. Gartley, do something!

Bill Gartley: Do somethin'?

[to Lin Sue]

Bill Gartley: She wants me to do something!

[to Sherry]

Bill Gartley: I'll do somethin'! I'll do a little DANCE! That's what I'll do! I'll do a little jig for ya, Sherry!

[last lines]

Sherry: Never enough time around here. I'm not running a charity here, Herb. Tell them to get their lazy asses in gear.

Herb Diment: Sherry. You heard the boss! Keep movin'!

George Stanner: [Stanner is working on the machine when he sees Sherry coming towards him, crying hysterically] ... Sherry... what are you doing here?

Sherry: I have to see my uncle!

George Stanner: [Stanner holds out his arm to stop her] It's not a good idea, he's very upset...

Sherry: I can't work here anymore... the police came and asked me questions, I've gotta speak to him!

George Stanner: ...Police... it figures. Just don't go up there! He's busy.

Sherry: ...Lin-Sue's with him, isn't she?

George Stanner: [stares at Sherry worriedly] ... Sherry, go on home now...

Sherry: I HAVE to talk to him!

Sherry: Are you crazy?

Officer John Hunton: No, I'm a POLICEMAN!

Sherry: [to Colin and Jeremy at the bar] Okay okay, yeah yeah... you don't have to fight. Cause guess what - it's fun to share. Ha! You know about sharing?

[Kisses Colin. Kisses Jeremy]

Sherry: Let's get outta here.

Sherry: [In bed with Colin and Jeremy] Okay, take my pants off. Just pull 'em off. Okay now... try to fuck me.

Sherry: [In bed with Colin and Jeremy, just after rape-reenactment scene] Who's next?