Sherman Quotes in My Science Project (1985)

Sentry: Morituri te salutamos.

Latello: Yo, Sherman, what's he sayin'?

Sherman: He's going to kick our ass.

Sherman: This plant has been extinct for sixty billion years!

Vince Latello: Yeah? Well I ain't ever seen one before!

Michael Harlan: [at the school library counter] We need a book.

Sherman: Oh, a car book?

Vince Latello: [mockingly] A car book?

Michael Harlan: No, a book on strange things.

Sherman: Like Vince.

Vince Latello: [grabs Sherman] Hey, syonara dicknose!

Vince Latello: Son of a bitch, whaddaya call this wawa?

Sherman: I believe you'd call him a Neanderthal man.

Vince Latello: Well I don't care what country he's from! One shot to the chones an' he's down!

Rick: Relax, relax!

Gina: I need to go right now, okay? Do you here me?

Cliff: This is my wife's friend, she has little issue with um... crystal meth, okay? Normally she's pretty functional, but obviously... this ain't normal.

Gina: He killed my Nicko! He killed my boyfriend!

Cliff: Oh, come on!

Gina: He wants to be us! That's what he wants, okay... him and his wife wanna be us!

Cliff: She's dosed right out of her mind right now... I mean it's been. Look! Look, look, look, look, come here.

Gina: No, no, no! Don't go, Don't go.

Cliff: Look at this... I'm finding these the whole trip. I think she just got in over her head this time. So, I hope you don't have to involve the... police or anything like that. I mean, I promise I'll get her back safe... okay?

Gina: Don't listen to him! Don't listen to him!

Sherman: Look mam, we're just here because someone took off with two of our boats. The last thing we want is to get involved with somebody else's mess.

Cliff: Okay, cool.

Sherman: Right?

Rick: Yeah, right.

Cliff: Cool.

Rick: Except...

Cliff: Except what?

Rick: Ya know it's just that, I don't get why her pupils are normal... and yours are the size of olives.

Cliff: Guys... that was a perfectly good story.

[starts shooting everyone]

Cliff: Fuck! Count your fucking shots!

Penny Peterson: I'm not Penny anymore. Now, I'm Princess Hatsheput, precious flower of the Nile.

Mr. Peabody: "Precious," perhaps, but if you think we're going to leave you here, you are most definitely in "de-Nile."

Sherman: [laughs] I don't get it.

Sherman: I love you, Mr. Peabody.

Mr. Peabody: [after momentarily searching the right answer for him] for I have a deep regard for you as well, Sherman.

[later on]

Mr. Peabody: I... I love you, Sherman.

Sherman: [With a warm understanding smile] I have a deep regard for you as well, Mr. Peabody.

Sherman: Now, can we have some cake?

Marie Antoinette: Mais, oui.

Sherman: Oh, yeah, sorry. heh. "May we" have some cake?

Marie Antoinette: Mais, oui!

Sherman: Maybe she can't hear me through the hair.

Mr. Peabody: Sherman, sit!

Sherman: You can't talk to me like that. I'm not a dog.

Mr. Peabody: What did you say?

Sherman: I said, I'm not a dog!

Mr. Peabody: You're right, Sherman, you're not. You're just a very bad boy!

Sherman: [as Peabody is being dragged into a wagon] Wait! Give him another chance!

Ms. Grunion: He's through with chances. Now, he has to pay for his mistakes.

Sherman: But I'm the one who made all the mistakes. I'm the one who used the WABAC without permission. The only mistake Mr. Peabody ever made... was me.

Mr. Peabody: [almost heartbroken] Sherman.

Ms. Grunion: You're absolutely right, Sherman. What kind of a father could this dog ever be to a boy?

Sherman: Maybe you're right, Ms. Grunion. But there's one thing you haven't considered.

Ms. Grunion: What's that?

Sherman: [proudly] I'm a dog, too! If being a dog means you're like Mr. Peabody, who never turns his back on you, and who's always there to pick you up when you fall, and loves you no matter how many times you mess up... if that's what it means to be a dog... then, yeah, I'm a dog, too!

[Penny, her parents, and the historical people join Sherman's pledge, which deeply touches Peabody]

[Mr. Peabody holds a baby Sherman in his hands]

Sherman: Da-da!

Mr. Peabody: No, Sherman, not Da-da. You shall call me Mr. Peabody. Or, in less formal moments, simply Peabody.

Sherman: Mepa Pea-baba?

Mr. Peabody: That's right, Mr. Pea-baba.

[King Tut arrives]

Sherman: Who's that, Mr. Peabody?

Mr. Peabody: That, Sherman, is the living image of Amun, son of Akhenaten, lord of the 18th Dynasty of the New Kingdom, King Tutankhamun. Otherwise know as King Tut.

Penny Peterson: My boyfriend.

Sherman: King Tut is your boyfriend?

Penny Peterson: Mm-hmm.

Sherman: Oh, this water tastes terrible.

Mr. Peabody: Interestingly, that's not water.

[Mr. Peabody & Sherman come across the booby trap in the Sphinx]

Mr. Peabody: Careful, Sherman... It's a booby trap.

[Sherman laughs]

Mr. Peabody: What's so funny?

Sherman: You said "booby"!

[Peabody shakes his head in disgust]

[Sherman and Penny had a fight]

Mr. Peabody: What on earth provoked it?

Sherman: She called me a dog.

Mr. Peabody: Well, all right then. Thank you for telling me.

[from trailer]

Mr. Peabody: It seems we've ripped a hole in the space-time continuum...

Sherman: Looks like the past is coming to us!

Mona Lisa: Leonardo, tell'a me one thing I have'a to smile about.

Leonardo da Vinci: The sunshine, the pasta. All of the thing that make Italy such a popular tourist destination!

Mona Lisa: But, I'a have not'a seen any of them, Leonardo! Because I am sitting here all'a day on my abbondanza!

Sherman: I don't think that means "chair" in Italian.

Sherman: Gimme a break! It's not like I want to hold her hand, or go to the park, or watch her while she's brushing her hair... or anything.

[people start coming to the present]

Leonardo da Vinci: [lands on the WABAC] Hey, Peabody!

Sherman: Looks like the past is coming to us.

[Leonardo falls off]

Robespierre: [lands on the WABAC] Oof! I will get you, dog! And your little boy, too!

[falls off]

King Tut: [lands on the WABAC] Penny! My bride!

[Sherman uses windshield wipers to chuck Tut away; Penny looks lovingly at Sherman, while Mr. Peabody glares at him]

Sherman: What?

Sherman: The only mistake Mr. Peabody ever made... was me.

Mr. Peabody: Sherman, don't you remember why I told you to stay close to me during the French Revolution?

Sherman: Because after the French Revolution, it was gonna rain?

Mr. Peabody: Close. I said "After the French Revolution comes... the Reign of Terror!"

Mr. Peabody: So, what did you learn today, Sherman?

Sherman: That the French Revolution was crazy.

Mr. Peabody: How so?

Sherman: All those guys getting their heads chopped off, and nobody standing up and saying it wasn't right.

Mr. Peabody: And think, Marie Antoinette could have avoided the whole revolution if she'd simply issued an edict to distribute bread amongst the poor. But then, she couldn't have had her desert.

Sherman: Why not, Me. Peabody?

Mr. Peabody: Because, Sherman, you can't have your cake and edict, too.

Sherman: [laughs] I don't get it.

[from trailer]

Mr. Peabody: You used the WABAC?

Sherman: Yeah... she was into it.

Sherman: Who is he?

Mr. Peabody: He is Ay.

Sherman: He is you?

Ay: I am Ay. The Grand Vizier.

Sherman: [repeated line] I don't get it.

Sherman: Where are we going today, Mr. Peabody?

Mr. Peabody: Not "where," Sherman... "When."

Sherman: Why not go to the future?

Mr. Peabody: The future?

Sherman: I've never been there before, so it's probably not as messed up.

Mr. Peabody: If I didn't know any better, Sherman, I wouldd say you were jealous.

Sherman: Jealous? Of what?

Mr. Peabody: Tut's affection for Penny, of course.

Sherman: You think I *like* Penny?

Mr. Peabody: Mm-hmm.

Penny Peterson: Here, Sherman! You fly it!

Sherman: But, I don't want to fly!

Penny Peterson: Sure you do! It'll be fun!

Sherman: I got an idea. Come on!

Penny Peterson: Where are we gonna go?

Sherman: We're going home. There's only one person who can help us and that's Mr. Peabody.

Penny Peterson: What are you talking about? How is that even possible?

Sherman: We've got a time machine, Penny! I can set it so that we'll get home when Mr. Peabody is still there.

Penny Peterson: But I thought you're not supposed to go back to a time when you existed.

Sherman: What choice do we have?

Sherman: He calls it the WABAC.

Penny Peterson: So... where have you gone in it?

Sherman: Not "where", Penny, "when."

Penny Peterson: Sherman? Sherman! Are you okay?

Sherman: That was pretty fantastic!

Sherman: This is crazy!

Penny Peterson: No it's not Sherman. It's fun!

Leonardo da Vinci: Hey, look, Peabody! It's my flying machine! My flying machine?

Mr. Peabody: Sherman. Sherman? Sherman, what are you doing up there?

Sherman: I'm flying!

Mr. Peabody: But, Sherman, you don't know how to fly!

Sherman: I don't?

Penny Peterson: Sherman flew a plane. He was amazing!

Mr. Peabody: Sherman destroyed a priceless historical artifact.

Penny Peterson: Whatever. You should be happy. It turns out Sherman is not a complete and total loser, after all.

Sherman: Yeah, Mr. Peabody. It turns out I'm not a complete and total loser, after all.

King Tut: Would you like me to have them skinned, covered with honey, and laid in a pit of fire ants?

Penny Peterson: [gasps] You'd do that for me?

King Tut: Anything, my desert flower. Consider it a wedding gift.

Sherman: *What*? You can't marry this guy!

Penny Peterson: Why not?

Sherman: Well, for one, his name rhymes with "butt."

Sherman: Penny that whistle is my private property. Give it back!

Penny Peterson: Jump doggy jump.

Sherman: I am not a dog.

Penny Peterson: Come on Sherman! Just admit it You're a dog. Say it.

Sherman: Let me go!

Penny Peterson: Not until you beg like a dog. Come on Sherman. Beg!

Mr. Peabody: Say hello to Penny, Sherman.

Sherman: Hi, Penny.

Penny Peterson: Hello, Sherman.

Sherman: Oh, no, Natty.

[puppy yips in background]

Sherman: . Do I look like an animal shelter?

Natty Gann: Don't worry, I'll keep this one.

Sherman: That's what you said the last time.

Sherman: Sol, you got no choice. It's a *job*.

Sol Gann: [distractedly] Yeah.

Sherman: [Talking about his divorce] At least I got to keep little Furlong.

Steve Stifler: You named your kid after Eddie Furlong?

Sherman: Yes I did. You know why? Because Terminator 2 is still the greatest film ever made.

Steve Stifler: Dude, you need to get banged bad.

[Nadia is sitting at a table drinking a Pepsi when Sherman comes over to start a conversation]

Sherman: [a few minutes into the conversation] I am the Sherminator, a sophisticated Sex Robot sent through time to change the future for one lucky lady.

Nadia: And I am lucky lady?

Sherman: Nadia, you've been targeted for Shermination. Come with me if you want to live.

Nadia: Fuck me, geek!

Sherman: Affirmative!

[Sherman and Nadia go upstairs to have sex]

Stifler, Jessica: No fuckin' way!

Jessica: [Thinking if she would actually be able to get with Stifler] Forget it.

Stifler: Like you have a chance!

[Both knock back a shot]

Sherman: Who the hell takes baths with other people, except for the Japanese, I mean. Have you heard of any?

Philly: No. Nobody except the Japanese.

Sherman: Did you touch 'em?

Philly: What?

Sherman: Her knockers! Did you touch them?

Philly: Well, sort of.

Sherman: What do you mean, sort of? Did you or didn't you?

Philly: Well, eh, not with my hands, with my elbows.

Sherman: Doesn't that get broads hot? Touching their knockers, even with your elbows?

Philly: I don't know?

Philly: Lots of people take baths with other people.

Sherman: Who?

Philly: The Japanese! You said so yourself. Maybe she's part Japanese?

Sherman: You what? You asked her to marry you? What are you sick?

Philly: Yeah, I know, I should have played cool. I should have strung her along for awhile. That's the way you have to treat women.

[Sherman is serenading Denise with the assistance of a crap Mexican band]

Sherman: Denise will you...

Buddy: Hey Sherman. You hear me Sherman?

Sherman: ...Denise will ya? Will ya? Let me come up there and put my beef in your taco?

Mexican band: [singing] Put his beef in your taco!

Denise: What?

Sherman: [Buddy cackles, Sherman's conscious comes back] Oh, no! No, no, no...

[chuckles]

Sherman: That's not what I meant to say, Denise! That was just a little joke! I just wanted to see if you wanted to go out and get some Mexican food. That's why I said that.

Denise: Well I am kind of hungry, but I'm not-...

Sherman: Yeah, you are huh? Yeah, I bet you could stand for a big ol' whopper right now, huh?

Mexican band: [singing] A big ole whopper right now!

Denise's Nosy Neighbor: You're sick!

Sherman: Yeah, I got to tell you, I'm a Jumbo Jack man myself, if you know what I mean. Yeah and I'm loaded with secret sauce! Yeah, come on!

[Sherman does a perverted dance in front of a shocked Denise, and falls to the ground, sexually humping it]

Sherman: Bang that thing up! Yeah, come on! Come on! Make it funky!

Denise's Nosy Neighbor: You're gonna ruin my lawn, you pervert!

Sherman: What you need now are other gay friends, to be a part of our amazing community... and then maybe one of my back rubs.

Janitor: [performing community service] So what did YOU do?

Sherman: Sexual assault.

Janitor: Yeah. Me, too. Lyin' bitches.

Sherman: Yeah. He wanted it.

Janitor: What?

Sherman: Yeah.

Louise Baltimore: Your mother was a cash register!

Sherman: And she turned a tidy profit.

Louise Baltimore: Sherman, come with us!

Sherman: There is no place for me where you are going. Go now.

[Solemly stays behind to close up the time portal and is vaporized in the timequake]

Bill Smith: What happens when the gate's gone?

Sherman: Like a nuclear bomb!

Sherman: Louise, be subtle.

Coventry: Louise is as subtle as a lead pipe.

Louise Baltimore: Where's my free will in all this?

Sherman: Have you lost it? I will look around for it.