Sheriff Sam Parker Quotes in Eight Legged Freaks (2002)
Sheriff Sam Parker Quotes:
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Ashley Parker: Mom, I am not you! I'm not gonna get pregnant at 16. I'm not gonna stay here for the rest of my life and be a trailer trash sheriff!
Sheriff Sam Parker: Thanks for the flashback. I really didn't deserve that!
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Sheriff Sam Parker: [to Pete on the phone] Something *ate* your cat?
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Sheriff Sam Parker: So you're trying to tell me that a giant spider ate Gladys?
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Mike: Mom, are you there?
Sheriff Sam Parker: Yea, Mike. Is everything okay?
Mike: Don't make any movements or noises. There's a giant tarantula headed your way.
Sheriff Sam Parker: Copy that.
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Ashley Parker: [a jumping spider lands on the roof of the house] What was that?
Sheriff Sam Parker: It's just Pete, he's waiting to come in.
Ashley Parker: I don't think it was Pete.
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