Sheriff McCoy Quotes in The Apple Dumpling Gang (1975)
Sheriff McCoy Quotes:
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Townsman: [Dusty and Donovan are in the middle of their bar room brawl] What happened with them two?
Sheriff McCoy: They got married.
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Sheriff McCoy: You're rear end's on fire, Theodore.
Theodore: Oh. Thank you.
[Jumps and frantically slaps fire out; glares at Amos]
Theodore: Why didn't you tell me my rear end was on fire?
Amos: Well, you said not to do anything to attract attention.
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Sheriff McCoy: Dusty's a fine specimen of womanhood! I seen her get caught in a cloudburst once, and I wanna to tell you!
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Sheriff McCoy: You two couldn't steal candy from a baby without coming out on the short end.
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Sheriff McCoy: That's two bits.
Barbershop Customer: But I've only got half a shave!
Sheriff McCoy: A whole shave's four bits. Now git before I fine you for loitering.
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John Wintle: I'm leaving for San Francisco tonight.
Sheriff McCoy: San Francisco's loss is Quake City's gain.
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