Sheriff Dollard Quotes in To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar (1995)

Sheriff Dollard: When the founding fathers wrote the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution, what have you. "Liberty and justice for all", they didn't mean that.

Farmer: I can tell you one thing about them founding fathers of America.

Sheriff Dollard: What's that?

Farmer: They sure had fabulous wigs.

[possibly dead Sheriff Dullard is looking for the owner of a frilly shoe]

Clara: Can I have my shoe please?

Sheriff Dollard: [disbelieving] You're a drag queen?

Clara: Nothin' this pretty could be real.

Sheriff Dollard: [sitting in a bar, talking to himself] Men, acting like women. Men wanting to be with one another, men touching each other. Their stubbly chins rubbing up against one another. Touching each other. Manly hands touching swirls of of chest hair. An occasional wiff of a rugged aftershave. Their low, baritone voices sighing, grunting. They hold one another in manly, masculine arms. Hold one another. Tight.

Sheriff Dollard: I know what you want. Do you know what you career girls want?

Vida Boheme: Careers?

Sheriff Dollard: Same things every girl wants.

Sheriff Dollard: [to Vida] You're so tall.

Sheriff Dollard: I know there are drag queens in this town!

Sheriff Dollard: [to the other cops] Shut up! Just shut up! I'm gonna bring back three corpses here! And when you look up their dresses, if you don't find something you shouldn't find, I don't know what!

Vida Boheme: Sheriff Dullard...

Sheriff Dollard: It's Dollard... with an "o."

Vida Boheme: Well, it says "Dullard" on your badge.

Sheriff Dollard: It's a misprint!