Sheriff Branford Quotes in Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

Sheriff Branford: The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation.

Buford T. Justice: The god damn Germans got nothin' to do with it.

Junior: What did he say?

Buford T. Justice: SHUT UP! ONE SHIT AT A TIME!

Junior: All right.

Branford's Deputy: You know something Sheriff?

Sheriff Branford: What?

Branford's Deputy: If J.W. don't get outta my way I'm gonna pass him.

Sheriff Branford: Where in the woods? Listen I don't care if your dad is the mayor, you wreck this car; it's commin out of your pay.

Branford's Deputy: Yeah but Sheriff he's getting away.

Sheriff Branford: Son he's not going anywhere. The Mulberry Bridge has been dismantled for the past 6 months.

Buford T. Justice: Hey boy, where's Sheriff Branford?

Sheriff Branford: I AM Sheriff Branford.

Buford T. Justice: Ooo, Hee-Hee. For some reason or another, you sounded a little taller on radio, hee-hee.