Shelton Quotes in Child's Play 3 (1991)

Shelton: Does this look like a GUN to you, Barclay? It's a rifle!

Chucky: Hi, soldier!

[flips Shelton off, and laughs maniacally]

Shelton: [smiles] Fuck me!

Chucky: [whispers] Andy!

[Andy notices him, backs up and sit down on Shelton's bed, he wakes up]

Shelton: What the fuck?

[pushes him, Andy notices that Chucky runs away]

Andy Barclay: No, stop!

Shelton: What the fuck you're doing in my room, Barclay?

[Looks for Chucky doll, vanished, turns back to Andy]

Andy Barclay: You wouldn't believe me!

Shelton: Where's the doll, Barclay? Where's the FUCKING doll? You took it, didn't you?

Andy Barclay: NO!

Shelton: Relax, Barclay, it's only paint.

DeSilva: [whispers] Asshole.

Shelton: What was that DeSilva?

DeSilva: I said you asshole, sir.

Shelton: Who said you could look at me? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

Andy Barclay: Shelton.

Shelton: That's Lieutenant Colonel Shelton to you, asshole.

Andy Barclay: Lt. Colonel Shelton.

Shelton: No, Lieutenant Colonel Shelton, SIR.

Shelton: Whitehearst, you are without a doubt the sorriest excuse for a cadet I've ever seen. Wouldn't you agree?

Whitehearst: No, Sir. I do not agree, Sir.

Shelton: Are you contradicting me, you sorry-ass sack of shit?

Shelton: [to Whitehurst] You are without a doubt the most pathetic thing I've ever seen!

Shelton: [laughs] What's the matter, Barclay? Huh? You homesick? You miss your mommy?

[picks up his shoe to find that it is scratched]

Shelton: What the fuck is this?

Andy Barclay: Don't worry about your shoe all right? I'll polish it, just give me back the doll.

Shelton: No, You listen to me. Tell Whitehurst he's off the hook, huh? I got myself another slave and clean up this mess.

[gives him back the shoe]

Shelton: You've got 5 demerits.

Andy Barclay: What about the doll?

Shelton: My kid sister's birthday is coming up. I think she's gunna love it, don't you?

[makes the doll wave goodbye]

Shelton: This is Parawai Terry, not America, we're not made-a guns.