Sheila Broflovski Quotes in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999)


Sheila Broflovski Quotes:

  • Sheila Broflovski: Remember what the MPAA says; Horrific, Deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty woids! That's what this war is all about!

  • Sheila Broflovski: What the heck is a rimjob?

    Mrs. Cartman: Why, that's where you put your legs behind your head and let someone lick your ass.

  • Chef: [singing] Everything worked out what a happy end. Americans and Canadians are friends again. So let's all join hands and knock oppression down.

    CartmanKyleStan: Don't you know our little lives are now complete?

    Mrs. CartmanSheila Broflovski: 'Cause Terrance and phillip are sweet.

    Sheila Broflovski: Super sweet.

    everyone: Thank God we live in this quiet, little pissant, redneck, podunk, jerkwater, greenhorn, one-horse, mudhole, peckerwood, right-wing, whistle-stop, hobnail, truck-driving, old-fashioned, hayseed, inbred, unkempt, out-of-date, white trash...

    CartmanKyleStan: Kick-ass!

    everyone: Mountain... town!

  • [Shelia Brovlovski is speaking on national television about war against Canada]

    Sheila Broflovski: ...if it's war they want, it's war they'll have!

    Cartman: This is fucking weak...

  • Sheila Broflovski: [singing] When Canada is dead and gone, there'll be no more Celine Dion!

  • Sheila Broflovski: [In Chorus with Everyone] We've got to blame Canada, we've got to make a fuss! Before someone thinks of blaming us!

  • Sheila Broflovski: Kyle you are grounded for two weeks.

    Sharon Marsh: You too Stan.

    Mrs. Cartman: And you're grounded for three weeks Eric.

    Cartman: Hey! Why am I grounded more that's fuckin' bullshit!

    Mrs. Cartman: What, what, what? What was that word young man?

  • Sheila Broflovski: Nooo!

    [shoots Terrence and Phillip with a gun]

    Kyle: Holy shit, dude!

    Sheila Broflovski: Young man, you watch your mouth.

    [blood oozes out of Phillip's body]

  • Kyle: Ok. Let's try this one more time. Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!

    Ike Broflovski: Don't kick the baby.

    Kyle: Kick the baby!

    [Kicks Ike through a window, causing it to shatter]

    Sheila Broflovski: Ike! You broke ANOTHER window! That's a bad baby! Baaaaaad baby!

    Stan Marsh: Kyle, we're going to see the Terrance and Phillip movie!

    Kyle: Oh my god, dude!

    Sheila Broflovski: Kyle! Where are you going?

    Kyle: Uuh, we're going ice-skating.

    Sheila Broflovski: Well take your little brother with you.

    [Ike bounces up to Kyle]

    Kyle: Aww, come on, ma! He's not even my real brother. He's adopted!

    Sheila Broflovski: DO AS I SAY, KYLE!

    Kyle: Ok, ok, I'm sorry!

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