Shaw Quotes in National Treasure (2004)

Butcher Lady: If you're not a steak, you don't belong here.

Abigail Chase: I'm just trying to hide from my ex-husband.

Butcher Lady: [sees Shaw] Who, Baldie?

Abigail Chase: Yes.

Butcher Lady: Honey, stay as long as you like.

Abigail Chase: Huh, thank you.

Butcher Lady: [to Shaw] You want something?

[leaning on the counter panting, while looking around for Abigail]

Butcher Lady: Do you want something?

Shaw: [unnerved] Shut up.

[leaves]

Butcher Lady: [to Abigail] I see why you left him.

Shaw: Ask your girlfriend. She's the one who's calling all the shots now. She won't shut up.

Shaw: Prison.

Riley Poole: Albuquerque. See, I can do it too. Snorkel.

Shaw: That's where the map is. Like he said, "Fifty-five in iron pen." "Iron pen" is a prison.

Ben Gates: Or it could be, since the primary writing medium of the time was iron gall ink, the "pen" is... just a pen. But then why not say a pen? Why say "iron pen"?

Shaw: Cause it's a prison.

Shaw: [enters his cabin and looks in his refrigerator] Somebody's been eatin' my candy!

Shaw: [sees his overturned chair] Somebody's been sitting in my chair!

Shaw: [goes to his toilet] Somebody... FORGOT TO FLUSH! Aaargh!

Shaw: How far does this conspiracy go? How many animals are in on it? God bless America! I hope the bald eagle hasn't turned!

Shaw: Don't trust him. Pets are double agents. the moment you turn your backs, he'll shiv you.

Bobbie: Oh, no he can't. We had him fixed.

Shaw: It walks... like a man!

Gordy: Shaw, open season isn't for three days. What is that buck doing on your hood?

Shaw: It ain't my fault. I hit him while driving.

Gordy: Where, on the interstate?

[flashback to Shaw veering off the interstate and hitting Elliot]

Shaw: [chuckling] Sorta.