Shark Quotes in Jaws: The Revenge (1987)

Shark: Roar!

Shark: Danny... We know you're in here. You come on out now, and you got a chance. You can't get away. Maxie's got the whole town covered!

[Shark flips out his switch-blade]

Shark: This is it, buddy! This is the big get-even day! We've got a lot to settle up, you and me. Danny, I knew it was your old man that night. I knew it, and I slugged him anyway, so you come on out and get me! You come out and get me, or we're coming in!

[Shark and his cohort continue to try to trap and corner Danny. Danny climbs up and stands on the bottom sill of a hidden window on the wall in a dark part of the alley as he hides from Shark and his cohort]

Shark: I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, kid. We've been laughing at you. Me and Maxie, ever since it happened, we've been splitting a gut. You told me once we'd tangle again. Well, now's your chance. Come on, Danny Boy!

[Shark's cohort inadvertently walks below Danny, then Danny jumps down from the window sill onto, and knocks the cohort out]

Shark: You got him?

Danny Fisher: [Using a muffled voice, pretending to be Shark's cohort answering,] YEAH!

Shark: [thinking his cohort knocked Danny out, but it's the other way around] Hold him. I wanna put my mark on him. Where is he?

[Danny surprises Shark as he charges at him and a fight ensues to a permanent finish]

Shark: You shouldn't read the small print!

Otto: But, why not?

Shark: It's bad for your eyesight.

Murray: Laugh it up, you bunch of cowards.

KC: You're the one hiding in the tree, man.

Murray: No shit, Einstein! 'Cause you're a gang, I can't beat a fucking *gang*!

Shark: A gang? We're not a gang. More like a... More like a... A squad of self-directed urban park-rangers.

Homeless Man: [Sees Murray hiding in the tree] ... ANGELS!

Shark: What the fuck, man?

Murray: I'm sorry.

Shark: No, no, no. I said you need to come down, here, and apologize, you know, face to face, like a man. Not up there, like a squirrel.

Murray: You see, I know people. And if you had a way to get me down, like a gun or something, you'd have used it by now.

Shark: [laughs] A gun? Murray! Using a gun is like making your baby sister cry uncle.

Murray: [to Shark] From what I can see, you're the boss because you threaten, you manipulate and you intimidate. You're a bully. It's how Hitler got into power.

Carter: Yo! You calling us Nazis?

Murray: Well hey, if the jackboot fits, shorty...

Carter: Shows what you know! My grandpa faught the Nazis.

Murray: Oh yeah? Well, I bet your grandpa is just bursting with pride in you now.

Carter: Fuck you!

Murray: Good answer!

Shark: Look, look. Don't nobody talk to the squirrel no more.

Murray: See, censorship! Next, he'll be shutting down our newspapers!

Shark: Does your wife know that your aspirin bottle comes with a little prize inside?

Murray: So it's... It's getting really dark. What do you say we end this? You win, all right?

Shark: You coming down?

Murray: You guys go, you take my stuff, you take my apologies, and you leave knowing that you beat me. Then, I'll come down, you know, go home and you'll never... Never see me again.

Shark: [laughs] So, you're gonna let us win? Okay. We win! Yay!

[stops laughing]

Shark: You *arrogant* fuck. You think I give two shits that it's getting dark, huh? Is that the best you got, Murray? What the fuck did you think I was gonna say? "That was a great chat, buddy. I'm so glad that we were able to see eye to eye on this issue. You're free to go, now."

Murray: It's over, scumbag. You do value your friend, and you know something? That's good. For me.

[takes out the knife]

Murray: You know how to stop the bleeding from a major artery? You have to isolate the wound, press down. Believe it or not, I actually did it once. Life rescue. But you gotta be right the first time ...

Kelly: Don't.

Murray: Oh, I think so. Here's the plan: I'm gonna cut your friend and I'm gonna drop him. Then I'm gonna tell you how to pinch off the bleeding while someone goes for help. No help, he's dead in 15 minutes. Okay, everybody ready? Or maybe we can spare him the trouble, huh? Send the big guy to the park right now. If he's back with the cops in 15 minutes, I won't poke a hole in the president.

Shark: Nobody's leaving.

Kelly: Yes, okay? Just don't.

Murray: Okay. Anybody else wanna vote for my plan?

[Everyone is hiding in the bushes from the Raven]

Murray: [laughing] Oh, you guys, you've gotta admit, you are not looking so tough at the moment.

[yells]

Murray: Oh, Raven! Oh, oh, Raven!

Shark: [whispering] Shut the fuck up!

Murray: Yo, Raven, over here, I've got some chumps for you to blood.

Dwayne: Stop it, please.

Murray: Oh, I'm sorry. Am I getting the lingo wrong?

Dwayne: You don't know what you're doing.

Murray: Oh, yes, I do. I'm calling...

[shouts]

Murray: Raven! Oh!

Dwayne: Shh! They'll kill you.

Murray: Haven't you heard? I'm already slated for death. I mean, it comes up every five minutes, for Christ's sake!

Shark: [to Murray] Okay, okay. Throw down your wallet, man.

[Murray does]

Shark: Smart. Smart. See, what did I tell you about these cats in suits? Educated.