Shannon Bell Quotes in Cannibal! The Musical (1993)

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Shannon Bell Quotes:

  • [interrupting the trappers' gruesome song about the joys of killing animals]

    George Noon: Oh, stop!

    James Humphrey: That's sick!

    Frenchy Cabazon: I agree! Nutter was singing in the wrong key!

    Preston Nutter: No I wasn't! It was Loutzenheiser! I was singing in E flat minor.

    Frenchy Cabazon: The SONG'S in F sharp major!

    Shannon Bell: I think they're the same thing. I mean, E flat is the relative major of F sharp.

    Frenchy Cabazon: No it isn't! The relative minor is three half-tones DOWN from the major, not up!

    George Noon: No, it's three down. Like A is the relative minor of C major.

    O.D. Loutzenheiser: But isn't A sharp in C major?

    Shannon Bell: Wait, are you singing mixolydian scales or something?

    Frenchy Cabazon: A sharp is tonic to C major! It's the sixth!

    James Humphrey: No it isn't!

    Israel Swan: Well, it would be like a raised 13th if anything.

  • Frank Miller: God you guys make me sick. What is this, a fucking feel good convention?

    Shannon Bell: Listen, we have a long journey ahead of us. Its important we all get along. Now, you're hurting people's feelings. Your gunna have to find a more constructive way to express your anger.

    Frank Miller: Okay. Well, fuck you! How's that for constructive?

    Shannon Bell: That's great, now go to time out Mister.

  • Shannon Bell: We are from Utah.

    Indian Chief: Utah?

    [Bell holds out the Mormon Bible]

    Indian Chief: Ah, Utah.

  • Shannon Bell: Can you tell us what tribe this is?

    Indian Chief: We are Indians.

    Shannon Bell: Yes... I can see that, but can you tell us...

    Indian Chief: You don't believe we are Indians?

    Shannon Bell: No, all...

    Indian Chief: We have teepees!

    [Motions with arms at teepees]

    Shannon Bell: Yes, I see, but...

    Indian Chief: Look at all these teepees we have... Because, we are...

    [looks at companion and folds arms]

    Indian Chief: Indians!

  • Shannon Bell: Trials and tribulations, that's what life's all about! Now are we gonna let this one little thing keep us from fulfilling our dreams?

    Miners: Yes!

    Shannon Bell: Oh, come on now. We've gotta be strong, don't we?

    Miners: No!

  • James Humphrey: Wait, you guys. Let me talk to them. I know how to speak Indian.

    Shannon Bell: We're gonna die.

    James Humphrey: Weep-wah, weep-wah, surro no happo?

    Indian #2: Nani itto n jaa, omee?

    [What the heck are you saying?]

    James Humphrey: He says, "Welcome to the land of blue light."

    [Humphrey simultaneously signs "Jesus Christ is dead."]

    Indian #2: Omai wa sono uchi, sakana to ishoo ni onemu suru koto ni naru, zo!

    [Keep it up and you'll be sleeping with the fishes, see?]

    James Humphrey: I am a carpenter, and this is my brother, Tom.

    Frank Miller: Humphrey, you are so full of shit!

  • [repeated line]

    Shannon Bell: The Lord works in mysterious ways.

  • Indian #2: Nanda? Sugu kotchi koi! Haiyaku! Haiyaku!

    [What the heck? Come here immediately! Quickly! Quickly!]

    Indian #1: Kuso, bakayarou! Kono eiga ga daikirai zo.

    [Shit, you moron! I hate this movie]

    James Humphrey: Uh, you guys, I think they want us to follow them.

    Indian #1: Ike. Kono eiga ga suggoi baka na eiga da na!

    [Go. This is a really stupid movie!]

    Alferd Packer: What should we do?

    George Noon: Maybe they just want Humphrey.

    Indian #1: Kotchi koi!

    [Come here!]

    Shannon Bell: I guess we don't have much choice.

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