Shannon Bell Quotes in Cannibal! The Musical (1993)
Shannon Bell Quotes:
[interrupting the trappers' gruesome song about the joys of killing animals]
George Noon: Oh, stop!
James Humphrey: That's sick!
Frenchy Cabazon: I agree! Nutter was singing in the wrong key!
Preston Nutter: No I wasn't! It was Loutzenheiser! I was singing in E flat minor.
Frenchy Cabazon: The SONG'S in F sharp major!
Shannon Bell: I think they're the same thing. I mean, E flat is the relative major of F sharp.
Frenchy Cabazon: No it isn't! The relative minor is three half-tones DOWN from the major, not up!
George Noon: No, it's three down. Like A is the relative minor of C major.
O.D. Loutzenheiser: But isn't A sharp in C major?
Shannon Bell: Wait, are you singing mixolydian scales or something?
Frenchy Cabazon: A sharp is tonic to C major! It's the sixth!
James Humphrey: No it isn't!
Israel Swan: Well, it would be like a raised 13th if anything.
Frank Miller: God you guys make me sick. What is this, a fucking feel good convention?
Shannon Bell: Listen, we have a long journey ahead of us. Its important we all get along. Now, you're hurting people's feelings. Your gunna have to find a more constructive way to express your anger.
Frank Miller: Okay. Well, fuck you! How's that for constructive?
Shannon Bell: That's great, now go to time out Mister.
Shannon Bell: We are from Utah.
Indian Chief: Utah?
[Bell holds out the Mormon Bible]
Indian Chief: Ah, Utah.
Shannon Bell: Can you tell us what tribe this is?
Indian Chief: We are Indians.
Shannon Bell: Yes... I can see that, but can you tell us...
Indian Chief: You don't believe we are Indians?
Shannon Bell: No, all...
Indian Chief: We have teepees!
[Motions with arms at teepees]
Shannon Bell: Yes, I see, but...
Indian Chief: Look at all these teepees we have... Because, we are...
[looks at companion and folds arms]
Indian Chief: Indians!
Shannon Bell: Trials and tribulations, that's what life's all about! Now are we gonna let this one little thing keep us from fulfilling our dreams?
Shannon Bell: Oh, come on now. We've gotta be strong, don't we?
James Humphrey: Wait, you guys. Let me talk to them. I know how to speak Indian.
Shannon Bell: We're gonna die.
James Humphrey: Weep-wah, weep-wah, surro no happo?
Indian #2: Nani itto n jaa, omee?
[What the heck are you saying?]
James Humphrey: He says, "Welcome to the land of blue light."
[Humphrey simultaneously signs "Jesus Christ is dead."]
Indian #2: Omai wa sono uchi, sakana to ishoo ni onemu suru koto ni naru, zo!
[Keep it up and you'll be sleeping with the fishes, see?]
James Humphrey: I am a carpenter, and this is my brother, Tom.
Frank Miller: Humphrey, you are so full of shit!
Shannon Bell: The Lord works in mysterious ways.
Indian #2: Nanda? Sugu kotchi koi! Haiyaku! Haiyaku!
[What the heck? Come here immediately! Quickly! Quickly!]
Indian #1: Kuso, bakayarou! Kono eiga ga daikirai zo.
[Shit, you moron! I hate this movie]
James Humphrey: Uh, you guys, I think they want us to follow them.
Indian #1: Ike. Kono eiga ga suggoi baka na eiga da na!
[Go. This is a really stupid movie!]
Alferd Packer: What should we do?
George Noon: Maybe they just want Humphrey.
Indian #1: Kotchi koi!
Shannon Bell: I guess we don't have much choice.
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