Shannon Quotes in Pineapple Express (2008)
Robert: Are you high?
Dale Denton: What? No!
Shannon: You are high as a fucking kite!
Robert: [at dinner] What the hell happened to you?
Dale Denton: Nothing, I'm supposed to be here right now, so I'm here!
Robert: You're all dirty and bleeding.
Dale Denton: No I'm not, I'm here for dinner.
Shannon: You have scratches on your forehead...
Robert: Dude, you smell like shit.
Angie Anderson: Dale, what happened to you?
Dale Denton: I was in the woods!
Shannon: In the woods?
Dale Denton: Yeah, isn't that weird? I was... I was in the woods!
Shannon: What were you doing in the woods?
Dale Denton: I bird... watch... I don't. No, I don't. Look, I'm gonna come clean. I witnessed a murder. Ok? I saw someone murder... someone else.
Shannon: I'm so tired of running. Why can't we put the goddamned seeds in the ground here?
Rick: What if they come?
Shannon: What if they don't?
Shannon: That's for Rick you cunt
Endean: Shannon, get him out of here! This whole country's bought and paid for!
Shannon: You're gonna have to buy it all over again.
[shoots Col. Bobi]
Shannon: In my jungle, you'd be just another asshole.
Customs Officer: [finding two large bottles of whisky in Shannon's luggage] Do you have a drinking problem, Mr Brown?
Shannon: I thought there might be a problem with the water.
Customs Officer: [confiscating one of the bottles] There is.
Shannon: [to the other mercenaries] Remember; you have to make it home to get paid.
Col. Bobi: [of his troops] They'll die for Zangaro!
Shannon: Be more help to me if they fight.
Col. Bobi: If there is one who doesn't, I'll take his head and mount it on the palace gates.
Shannon: You and your brother both have the same easy way of doing business.
Col. Bobi: Olu Kimba did not do business. So now Secu Bobi will be president. He wants to be God... I want to be RICH!
Drew: [Shannon is recruiting men] Count me in; I'll go.
Shannon: Don't you want to know where and what?
Drew: Doesn't matter. My wife's six months pregnant. Wherever we're going, it's gotta be better than sittin' around watchin' her get fat.
Shannon: [about his mercenaries] Everybody comes with me, goes home.
Shannon: [to Endean and Bobi, who have arrived after the fighting is over] You're late!
Shannon: Anything that starts with "d" I didn't get yet?
Dr. Oaks: Yeah... DEAD!
Shannon: Wait. I just thought of something.
Shannon: You're a woman.
Shannon: Guys like that won't take orders from women. They just pulled off a multi-million pound bank robbery and some woman rings them up asking for 300,000 pounds? I don't think they're gonna take you seriously.
Frances: It's the 21st century. Women are doing every kind of job. We can do extortion.
Shannon: What are you trying to do? Raise their consciousness or get the money?
Frances: Ideally, both.
Frances: 300 grand or the cops'll be on ya like a ton of... cops...
Frances: We'll have them bury it in the sand pit.
Shannon: No sand. Got stolen.
Frances: Someone stole the sand? That is just sick.
Frances: What are you doing? You're supposed to be the good cop.
Shannon: Well I'd like to be the bad cop.
Frances: There can't be two bad cops, it doesn't work.
Brodie: Hey, you know where you're going, they screw people in a very uncomfortable place.
Arresting Cop #2: Hey, hey! You can't strike a prisoner in police custody.
Brodie: Oh, come on. Just once?
Arresting Cop #2: All right, but make it fast.
[punches Shannon in his stomach]
Shannon: Hey Jana, isn't that your muff diving little sister over there with her disgusting boscoe-flavored girlfriend?
Jana: Insert it in your clammy crevice, will ya, Shannon?
Shannon: Kid, I want you to meet Mr. Bernie Rose!
Bernie Rose: Nice to meet you.
[Bernie sticks out his hand to shake; Driver does not take it]
Driver: My hands are a little dirty.
Bernie Rose: So are mine.
Shannon: [to Driver] A lot of guys mess around with married women, but you're the only one I know who robs a joint just to pay back the husband. Crazy.
Nino: You paid three-hundred fucking grand for this piece of shit?
Bernie Rose: I paid for it - out of my own pocket. This is just the shell; it's the inside that counts, not the outside, right Shannon?
Shannon: You are correct, sir.
Nino: Fuck that shit; I pay three-hundred for something, I want everybody to fucking see it!
Bernie Rose: Of course you do.
Nino: [Nino sees an collectible car] Now this... that is one motherfucking, fine-ass, pussy-mobile, motha-fucka'! Damn!
Bernie Rose: Shannon, sell him the car.
Shannon: He wouldn't be able to find pussy in a whore house...
Shannon: [Shannon begins hobbling over to Nino] You know what? This car will even make you good-looking.
Nino: I'm already good-looking, pal.
Shannon: [to Driver] You look like a zombie, kid. You getting any sleep? Can I offer you some benzedrine, dexedrine, caffeine, nicotine? Oh, you don't smoke. That's right. Better off.
Shannon: You two know each other?
Driver: [smiling while walking by] Don't.
Shannon: [excited] Oh, look at that!
Irene: We're neighbors.
Shannon: Neighbors? Very good. Well, we'll try to be neighborly too.
Bernie Rose: What do you got that the big professional race teams don't?
Shannon: I got the driver.
Bernie Rose: You just told me they had half a dozen drivers.
Shannon: Not like this. This kid is special. I've been working with him for a while. I've never seen anything like it. If I had the money, I'd back him myself.
Bernie Rose: Yeah, but you don't have the money.
Shannon: Mr. Rose, you put this kid behind the wheel, there's nothing he can't do.
Nino: Take a fucking hike. I want to talk to my partner.
Nino: I'm just fucking with you. How you doing, Shannon? How's the fucking leg?
Shannon: I paid my debt.
Shannon: [about Driver] You know, he walked into my shop here about five or six years ago. Right out of the blue. Asking for a job. So I put him to the test to see what he could do. The kid's amazing.
Shannon: So I hired him on the spot. Boom.
Shannon: At about half the wages I normally pay. He didn't blink an eye.
Shannon: Hey kid, come over here for a second, will you?
[back to Irene]
Shannon: And I have been exploiting him ever since.
Shannon: Don't tell him.
Driver: You get out of here and you never fucking come back. You never come back.
Shannon: What are you going to do?
Shannon: What happened to all the ashtrays in this town?
Shannon: You look like a zombie kid, you getting any sleep?
Shannon: He wouldn't be able to find pussy in a whore house.
Allison: Where have you been?
Shannon: [gasps] You scared me to death!
Allison: [laughs] Sorry.
Shannon: Only taking care of all these lonely love-starved devils.
Shannon: Tell me you want me to stay.
Trey: I want you to stay.
Trey: Because you've made every day like a sleepover with my best friend. And I really love you.
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