Shanna Quotes in Deathgasm (2015)

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Shanna Quotes:

  • Brodie: You don't know what you're doing. The whole town is overrun with fucking demons.

    Shanna: We know exactly what we are doing. Give me the "vogue catty quaff wrecks demony".

    Dion: It's actually pronounced vocavitque rex daemonia.

  • Shanna: Oh, "come on," my ass!

  • Shanna: Okay, mean girl in a high school movie. You through havin' a tantrum?

    Jungle Julia: I'm not havin' a tantrum.

    Shanna: Yes you are! You've been in the car all of two seconds and you're already cursin' at me.

    Jungle Julia: I am not cursin' at you.

    Shanna: You said: Jesus Christ, Shanna. And then before the sentence was over you threw a fuckin' in there to emphasize your irritatedness.

  • Jungle Julia: What happened with you and Nate last night?

    Arlene: Not much. I mean, we just fucking met each other. If you don't bust their balls a little bit they're never gonna respect you.

    Jungle Julia: Okay, we're pretty clear on what you did do, how about enlightening us on what you did do?

    Arlene: Nothing to write home about. We just made out on the couch for about twenty minutes.

    Shanna: Dressed, half dressed or naked?

    Arlene: Dressed. I said we made out. We didn't do "the thing".

    Jungle Julia: Excuse me for living, but what is "the thing"?

    Arlene: You know, it's everything but.

    Shanna: They call it "the thing"?

    Arlene: I call it the thing.

    Shanna: Do guys like the thing?

    Arlene: They like it better than no thing.

  • Shanna: Remember: no hookin' up tonight. You can hang with 'em, you can make out with 'em, but no hookin' up with 'em, because we are driving to Lake LBJ tonight, and my daddy's pretty clear on one thing. He said "Ah am lettin' you and your *girl friends* stay at my lake house. Not you and some horny boys tryin' to get their fuck on with my daughter."

    Arlene: Your dad talks like that?

    Shanna: Hell, yeah!

  • Jungle Julia: Okay, we're pretty clear on what it is you didn't do. How bout' enlightening us on what it is you did do?

    Arlene: Nothing to write home about. We just made out on the couch for about twenty minutes.

    Shanna: Dressed, half dressed, or naked?

    Arlene: Dressed! I said we made out. We didn't do "the thing".

    Jungle Julia: Excuse me for living, but what is "the thing"?

    Arlene: You know, it's everything but.

    Shanna: They call that "the thing"?

    Arlene: I call it "the thing".

    Shanna: Do guys like "the thing"?

    Arlene: They like it better than no thing.

  • Dov: So is it Shawna and the girls at lake house this weekend?

    Shanna: Shawna?

    Dov: Awww fuck, I didn...

    Shanna: No. Now there is one thing every girl in the whole world whose name is Shanna has in common with each other - we all hate the name Shawna. And we really hate when people call us Shawna. Remember it's Shanna banana not Shawna banawna.

  • Jungle Julia: Who's holding?

    Shanna: If you're not, then nobody.

    Arlene: We were kinda hoping you were.

    Shanna: Yeah, how are you not holding?

    Jungle Julia: Jesus Christ, Shanna, it is not my fuckin' job to supply y'all with weed whenever we go out.

    Shanna: Whoa, whoa whoa, little lady, you're gettin' angry kinda quick, doncha think? I was just teasin' you!

    Jungle Julia: I'm not angry, it would be nice if y'all didn't just count on me all the fucking time and surprise me every once in a while with pot.

    Shanna: Okay, mean girl in a high school movie, are you through havin' a tantrum?

    Jungle Julia: I'm not having a tantrum.

    Shanna: Yes, you are! You've been in the car all of two seconds and you're already cursin' at me!

    Jungle Julia: I am not cursing at you.

    Shanna: You said "Jesus Christ Shanna". And before the sentence was over, ya threw a fuckin' in there to emphasize your irritatedness.

    Arlene: Alright, c'mon guys, don't fight, I'll pay for it when we get some.

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