Shane Dyson Quotes in Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014)

Optimus Prime: Within that man-made protype I fought, I felt the presence of Megatron.

Cade Yeager: The Decepticon who started the Chicago war?

Brains: How do you think KSI built those bots in the first place, hmm? They had a whole mess of dead Decepticon heads, and they were downloading their minds! And Iw as in charge of autopsy duty, no union, no benefits, no nothing! They hooked me up to Megatron, and that mind wasn't as dead as they thought! He fed them the science and the specs, all so he could build them a brand new body! Then he infected it with his evil nasty chromosomes! Total inside custom job! KSI might have named the body a snazzy name like Galvatron, but that's just Megatron reincarnated!

Tessa Yeager: You knew this, and you didn't warn them?

Brains: Little girl, you go into a pretty dark place when you're on death row. He's been playing KSI all this time, all so he could manipulate them into going after the Seed!

Shane Dyson: The Seed?

Tessa Yeager: Those nasty soldiers that were chasing us, I saw them take something that they called the Seed...

Hound: Sixty million years ago, give or take an eon.

Optimus Prime: Thousands of planets were cyberformed with Seeds. They turned your life into our elemental metal. Our creators destroyed your species to make us.

Brains: And that's what Galvatron wants to happen again! He wants to detonate that Seed in the biggest city and kill millions! He's going to show the world "Baby, I'm back!"

Optimus Prime: The blast wave will incinerate that city into molten metal. He'll have enough to build a massive army, and annihalate your species for ever.

Brains: You dumb greedy bastards just brought extinction to yourselves! Not my problem, though! I'm free at last! The whole thing worked out good for me!

[Optimus changes from a cab-over to a tanker]

Shane Dyson: That was insane! It was awesome, but it was insane!

Cade Yeager: [to Shane] You know, when I was your age, I liked to get a little wild. I liked cars, girls. But then there was Tessa. And when she was born, all I ever wanted out of life was for her to be happy and healthy and safe. Somehow I thought I'd always be enough to protect her. But I won't be. I'll never be. So somebody better be. Thanks for being here today, Lucky Charms.

Shane Dyson: Well, thanks for not shooting me when you had the chance.

Cade Yeager: I'll have more.

Shane Dyson: Yeah, I can see that.

Shane Dyson: Hang on, baby.

Cade Yeager: Who is this? Who are you? And who are you calling baby?

Cade Yeager: What'd you buy deodorant for?

Shane Dyson: I like to smell fresh when I'm making out with your daughter.

[about to break into Lockdown's ship]

Cade Yeager: Look, you wanna cut and run, you better do it now. I'm gonna die trying.

Shane Dyson: Hey, I'm not here to help you get your daughter, you're here to help me get my girlfriend.

Cade Yeager: Where's he from?

Tessa Yeager: I told you, he's a driver from Texas.

Cade Yeager: Texas? Where, Dublin Texas? Shamrock Texas? So why does he sound like a leprechaun?

Shane Dyson: You'd get your ass kicked in Ireland for saying that.

Cade Yeager: Well, we're not in Ireland, Lucky Charms, we're in Texas!