Shaggy Quotes in Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003)


Shaggy Quotes:

  • [on Lillard's portrayal of Shaggy]

    Shaggy: What kind of performance do you call that? You made me sound like a total space cadet, man!

    Matthew Lillard: I'm sorry you feel that way. I was just trying to be true to your character.

    Shaggy: If you, like, goof up on me in the sequel, I'ma coming after ya!

    Scooby Doo: Reah. And Ri'll rive you a Scooby Smack!

    [Scooby growls viciously at Lillard]

  • Mary Jane: I'm Mary Jane.

    Shaggy: Like, that's my favorite name.

  • [Scooby accidentally hits Shaggy in the face while displaying karate movements]

    Shaggy: Hey, Hong Kong Fooey. Watch the fists of fury.

  • Shaggy: Hey, you guys, look. I know I'm just the dude that carries the bags, but it seems to me we all play an important part in this group. I mean, we're just like a big, delicious banana split. Fred, you're the big banana; Daphne, you're the pastrami and bubble gum-flavoured ice cream; and Velma, you're the sweet-and-sour mustard sauce that goes on top.

    Scooby Doo: Mmm-mm.

    Shaggy: That sounds pretty good, doesn't it?

    Velma: You know what, Shaggy? You've really put it into perspective for me.

    Shaggy: Thanks.

    Velma: I quit!

    Shaggy: NO!

    Daphne: No way! You... you can't quit! I was gonna quit in, like, two seconds! And now everyone is gonna totally think I copied off the smart girl!

    Fred: Now, wait a minute. wait a minute. Maybe I quit. I do. Yeah, I quit!

    Velma: I'm outta here!

    Daphne: Good riddance.

    Shaggy: Don't... no! Don't go. Come on, guys, don't do this! Please, don't go.

    Scooby Doo: Do I quit?

    Shaggy: No, Scoob... friends don't quit. Well, it looks like it's just you and me for a while, buddy, old pal.

  • Shaggy: [in Daphne's body] Oh, Daph. What's wrong with you? Don't you ever eat?

  • Shaggy: Gee, Scraps, you didn't have to freak out like a jerk and kill all humanity.

    Scrappy Doo: And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling sons of...

    [door closes]

  • Shaggy: Sit grandma, bad grandma, don't eat the kitty.

  • Shaggy: Who's your best buddy?

    Scooby Doo: Raggy.

    Shaggy: That's right. And who's my best buddy in the whole wide world?

    Scooby Doo: Rooby Doo.

  • [trapped in hot dogs]

    Scooby Doo: What now?

    Shaggy: Let's do what we do best Scoob, eat.

    [Scooby bites one]

    Scooby Doo: It's plastic.

    Shaggy: What do you care? You drink out of the toilet.

    Scooby Doo: So do you.

  • Fred: Yo-Yo the bi-atch was like what? And I was like layta on.

    Shaggy: Fred.

    Fred: Yo. What up, dawg?

    [to Scooby]

    Fred: And, uh... dog?

    Scooby Doo: Keepin' it real.

  • Velma: Daphne? Are you okay?

    Daphne: I am so over this damsel in distress nonsense.

    Fred: Uh, where's Shagster?

    Shaggy: Like, I'm right here, man.

    Scooby Doo: Me too.

    Shaggy: Hey, Scoob, that was fun. Let's grab another skateboard and, like, do it again,man.

    Scooby Doo: Yeah.


  • Shaggy: Hey buddy.

    Fred: Shaggy... listen man,someone must have spiked my root beer last night. Talk me down man,talk me down.

    Shaggy: Fred,you're a freakin' protoplasmic head.

    Fred: I know. But I'm still the best looking protoplasmic head here,I mean.

  • Island Emissary: My employer would like you to solve a mystery on Spooky Island.

    Shaggy: Hold on, Man. We don't go anywhere with 'scary', 'spooky', 'haunted', or 'forbidden' in the title.

    Scooby Doo: Ror rydrocoronic.

    Shaggy: Right,or hydroclonic, but that's for a whole different reason, man.

  • Fred: Man, we got beats like it was the lizniz on earth, ya know what I'm sayin', G?

    Shaggy: [nods, pauses] No.

  • Shaggy: Like chill out, Scooby-Doo, stop shaking.

    Scooby Doo: Me? That's you.

    Shaggy: Oh right it's me, sorry.

  • [Shaggy pulls Daphne's protoplasm out of the vat]

    Daphne: Put me back, Shaggy. I'll figure a way out myself.

    Shaggy: Like how?

    Daphne: I don't know. I'll - I'll use my tongue as an oar to swim to the edge.

    Shaggy: Sorry.

    [releases Daphne's protoplasm]

  • Scooby Doo: Raggy, you're rhipped.

    Shaggy: I'm whipped? why don't you say that to my face, man?

    Scooby Doo: Rokay, I rill! Your rother eats rat roop!

    Shaggy: No, Scooby-Doo! YOUR mom eats cat poop!

  • Scooby Doo: Why's Fred in a bad mood?

    Shaggy: He's not in a bad mood, Scoob, he's a monster.

  • [Talking to Scooby Doo]

    Shaggy: The only thing I like better than an eggplant burger is a chocolate covered eggplant burger.

  • Shaggy: Zoinks! them peppers is like hot!

  • Shaggy: Scooby-Doo, where are you?

  • Shaggy: Reminds me of the time we tried to eat the guy in the hot dog costume.

  • Daphne: Hey, I'm me again.

    Velma: [in Fred's body] Yippee for you.

    Shaggy: [as Velma] Man! Like why am I wearing a dress?

  • Shaggy: [to Daphne] Like, Scoob and me don't do castles.

    Daphne: And why not?

    Shaggy: Because castles have paintings with eyes that follow,suits of armor that you think are a statue,and a that keeps following you every time you turn around.

  • [Being chased by monsters]

    Shaggy: This is, like, the opposite of what I wanted to do today.

  • Fred: I'm me!

    Daphne: I'm back.

    Shaggy: Like, me too.

    Velma: Told you so.

  • Shaggy: Please tell me you guys are you...

  • Shaggy: Oh, we don't go near any place with spooky, haunted, forbidden or creepy in the name.

  • Shaggy: Like wow!

  • Scooby Doo: Thank you. Thank you. Hello, thank you. Thank you. Shaggy?

    Shaggy: Let's run for it. We gotta get out of here.

    Scooby Doo: I'm a sacrifice. Hello.

    Shaggy: A sacrifice? Dude that's not a good thing Scoob. I'm sorry i yelled at you buddy. And i'm really sorry i haven't been a very good friend since we got here. But you gotta trust me now.

    Scooby Doo: You don't trust me!

    Shaggy: I do trust you Scoob. Now, look. Who's your best buddy?

    Scooby Doo: Shaggy.

    Shaggy: Right. And who's my best buddy in the whole wide world?

    Scooby Doo: Scooby Doo?

    Shaggy: That's right Scoob. You are. And we're like to trippy peas in a far out pod man.

  • Shaggy: [Scooby slaps him] I needed that.

    [Scooby slaps him again]

    Shaggy: I needed that too.

    [Scooby punches him]

    Shaggy: [shouts] You're pushin' your luck Scoob.

  • Shaggy: We're gonna die!

    Daphne: Think positive!

    Shaggy: We're gonna die quickly!

  • Shaggy: This is tied for the most terrifying day of my life!

    Velma: Tied with what?

    Shaggy: Every other freaking day of my life!

  • Shaggy: [to Patrick] Patrick, I'd love to do this all night, and something tells me you would, but it's time we make like your personality, and split.

  • Shaggy: [Scooby and Shaggy are surrounded by monsters] We have to remain calm.

    [Scooby screams]


    [Scooby slaps him]

    Shaggy: I needed that!

    [Scooby slaps him again]

    Shaggy: I needed that too!

    [Scooby punches him]

    Shaggy: You're pushing your luck Scoob!

  • Fred: This is bad.

    Shaggy: No doubt.

    Fred: Shaggy?

    Shaggy: Yeah?

    Fred: Who's driving?

    Shaggy: Uhh...

    [the gang looks back to see who is driving with no one there but Scooby in the passenger seat]

    Scooby-Doo: Rello!

  • Shaggy: [Shaggy and Scooby trying to act like real spies] Scoob, what's your conclusion?

    Scooby-Doo: [holds up a sketch of a bunny] Bunny!

  • Scooby-Doo: [Scooby has become smart and Shaggy is a big jock] This Schwartzenagren oaf almost destroyed us.

    Shaggy: Ha ha, go boom!

    Scooby-Doo: Oh you are embarrasing.

  • Daphne: Guys, come on remember what I told you?

    Shaggy: Never pick your nose in public.

    Daphne: No, but that's... good too.

    Scooby-Doo: Rimage ris everything.

    Daphne: Yes, image is everything. Okay the whole city is watching, so try to keep a brave face.

    Shaggy: Huh?

    Daphne: Guys, they're costumes.

    Shaggy: She's right, Scoob, up close they look totally fake.

  • Cotton Candy Glob: You never should have locked those locks. Now you're stuck in here with me. The Cotton Candy Glob!

    Shaggy: Cotton Candy Glob?

    [Scooby and Shaggy start eating the ghost]

    Cotton Candy Glob: NO! I'll give you cavities.

  • Shaggy: Dig this, daddy-o. It's a real gas.

  • [Shaggy and Scooby start playing with the control panel, which makes a beat with its noises]

    Shaggy: [rapping] My name is Shaggy Fresh, and I'm the best at solving crimes. When the monsters see my face, they start to scream and shake like a girl with Justin Timberlake!

    Scooby-Doo: [rapping] My name is Scooby-Fresh. Raca-re-ra-ra-roo-ra-ree. Araca-ra. A-re-ra-roo-ree. A-roo-ra-racaraca-a-re-ra-roo.

    ShaggyScooby-Doo: We're the greatest detectives! We're the greatest detectives! We're the greatest detectives!

    Scooby-Doo: Re're the reatest retectives!

  • Shaggy: Hey guys, Scooby's feelin kinda like he's got rabies. We're just gonna go outside and get some fresh air.

  • Shaggy: [trying to act like Fred, Daphne, and Velma and reading fax paper upside down] What markings are these?

    Fred: [turns fax right side up] Words

    Shaggy: Ah, words

  • Shaggy: Come on Scoob.

    [bumps into Miner 49er]

    Shaggy: Miner... 40... 9er.

    Miner 49er: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    [breathes fire at Shaggy and Scooby]

    Miner 49er: [chasing Shaggy and Scooby] I'll get you, you varmints.

  • Velma: [Velma, Shaggy and Scooby-Doo come across a pair of silhouettes belonging to ghouls] The skeleton men.

    Shaggy: [Scooby-Doo reacts by abruptly farting] He does that when he gets nervous.

    Scooby-Doo: [Fanning a paw behind his butt] Rorry.

  • Shaggy: Run, Scoob, it's a skele-thingy!

  • Patrick: I got to act tough or these people will beat up me a lot.

    [Shaggy and Scooby start laughing]

    Patrick: What? Do you think I'm kidding?

    Shaggy: Uhh?

    Scooby-Doo: No! No?

    Patrick: [starts laughing] See!

    [Shaggy and Scoob laugh again, then when Shaggy and Scoob about to leave]

    Patrick: Boo!

    [starts laughing again]

  • Shaggy: [a potion has given Shaggy muscles] I'm buff!

  • Shaggy: [about Old Man Wickles] Here's a clue for ya, Scoob - that guy's wearing his freak hat 24/7.

  • Daphne: I think they passed out.

    Fred: Great. What do we do with them now?

    Shaggy: Let's cut out their kidneys and sell them to the black market and leave them in a seedy motel bathtub full of ice.

  • Fred: [Jay and Silent Bob have hitched a ride with The Mystery Machine] Great now we solve the mystery of the hitchhiking ghouls. Pull off their masks and let's see who they really are

    Velma: I don't think they are masks

    Daphne: And I don't think they're hitchhiking girls either

    Velma: Ghouls you fuckin' moron. Not girls

    Shaggy: The only real mystery here is why we take our cues from a dick in a neckerchief

    Fred: [Grabs Shaggy by the collar] Keep it up beatnik. I'll feed you to the fucking dog.

    Daphne: [yells] I can't take all this fighting

    Jay: Yo! Youse guys need to turn those frowns upside down.

    [He pulls out a bag of marijuana joints]

    Jay: We call 'em doobie snacks

  • Jay: Zoinks, yo.

    Fred: Now we can finally solve the mystery of the hitchhiking ghouls. Pull of their masks and let's see who they really are!

    Velma: I don't think they are masks.

    Daphne: And I don't think that they're hitchhiking girls either.

    Velma: GHOULS, you fuckin' moron, not girls! I wish they were hitchhiking girls- sexy hitchhiking girls.

    Fred: Let's kick 'em out! We've got a mystery to solve!

    Shaggy: The only mystery here is why we take our cues from a dick in a neckerchief!

    Fred: Keep it up, beatnik, I'll feed ya to the fuckin' dog!


    Jay: YO! Youse guys need to turn those frowns upside down, and I got just the thing for that... we call it... DOOBIE SNACKS!

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