Shaggy Quotes in Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003)
[on Lillard's portrayal of Shaggy]
Shaggy: What kind of performance do you call that? You made me sound like a total space cadet, man!
Matthew Lillard: I'm sorry you feel that way. I was just trying to be true to your character.
Shaggy: If you, like, goof up on me in the sequel, I'ma coming after ya!
Scooby Doo: Reah. And Ri'll rive you a Scooby Smack!
[Scooby growls viciously at Lillard]
Mary Jane: I'm Mary Jane.
Shaggy: Like, that's my favorite name.
[Scooby accidentally hits Shaggy in the face while displaying karate movements]
Shaggy: Hey, Hong Kong Fooey. Watch the fists of fury.
Shaggy: Hey, you guys, look. I know I'm just the dude that carries the bags, but it seems to me we all play an important part in this group. I mean, we're just like a big, delicious banana split. Fred, you're the big banana; Daphne, you're the pastrami and bubble gum-flavoured ice cream; and Velma, you're the sweet-and-sour mustard sauce that goes on top.
Scooby Doo: Mmm-mm.
Shaggy: That sounds pretty good, doesn't it?
Velma: You know what, Shaggy? You've really put it into perspective for me.
Velma: I quit!
Daphne: No way! You... you can't quit! I was gonna quit in, like, two seconds! And now everyone is gonna totally think I copied off the smart girl!
Fred: Now, wait a minute. wait a minute. Maybe I quit. I do. Yeah, I quit!
Velma: I'm outta here!
Daphne: Good riddance.
Shaggy: Don't... no! Don't go. Come on, guys, don't do this! Please, don't go.
Scooby Doo: Do I quit?
Shaggy: No, Scoob... friends don't quit. Well, it looks like it's just you and me for a while, buddy, old pal.
Shaggy: [in Daphne's body] Oh, Daph. What's wrong with you? Don't you ever eat?
Shaggy: Gee, Scraps, you didn't have to freak out like a jerk and kill all humanity.
Scrappy Doo: And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling sons of...
Shaggy: Sit grandma, bad grandma, don't eat the kitty.
Shaggy: Who's your best buddy?
Scooby Doo: Raggy.
Shaggy: That's right. And who's my best buddy in the whole wide world?
Scooby Doo: Rooby Doo.
[trapped in hot dogs]
Scooby Doo: What now?
Shaggy: Let's do what we do best Scoob, eat.
[Scooby bites one]
Scooby Doo: It's plastic.
Shaggy: What do you care? You drink out of the toilet.
Scooby Doo: So do you.
Fred: Yo-Yo the bi-atch was like what? And I was like layta on.
Fred: Yo. What up, dawg?
Fred: And, uh... dog?
Scooby Doo: Keepin' it real.
Velma: Daphne? Are you okay?
Daphne: I am so over this damsel in distress nonsense.
Fred: Uh, where's Shagster?
Shaggy: Like, I'm right here, man.
Scooby Doo: Me too.
Shaggy: Hey, Scoob, that was fun. Let's grab another skateboard and, like, do it again,man.
Scooby Doo: Yeah.
Shaggy: Hey buddy.
Fred: Shaggy... listen man,someone must have spiked my root beer last night. Talk me down man,talk me down.
Shaggy: Fred,you're a freakin' protoplasmic head.
Fred: I know. But I'm still the best looking protoplasmic head here,I mean.
Island Emissary: My employer would like you to solve a mystery on Spooky Island.
Shaggy: Hold on, Man. We don't go anywhere with 'scary', 'spooky', 'haunted', or 'forbidden' in the title.
Scooby Doo: Ror rydrocoronic.
Shaggy: Right,or hydroclonic, but that's for a whole different reason, man.
Fred: Man, we got beats like it was the lizniz on earth, ya know what I'm sayin', G?
Shaggy: [nods, pauses] No.
Shaggy: Like chill out, Scooby-Doo, stop shaking.
Scooby Doo: Me? That's you.
Shaggy: Oh right it's me, sorry.
[Shaggy pulls Daphne's protoplasm out of the vat]
Daphne: Put me back, Shaggy. I'll figure a way out myself.
Shaggy: Like how?
Daphne: I don't know. I'll - I'll use my tongue as an oar to swim to the edge.
[releases Daphne's protoplasm]
Scooby Doo: Raggy, you're rhipped.
Shaggy: I'm whipped? why don't you say that to my face, man?
Scooby Doo: Rokay, I rill! Your rother eats rat roop!
Shaggy: No, Scooby-Doo! YOUR mom eats cat poop!
Scooby Doo: Why's Fred in a bad mood?
Shaggy: He's not in a bad mood, Scoob, he's a monster.
[Talking to Scooby Doo]
Shaggy: The only thing I like better than an eggplant burger is a chocolate covered eggplant burger.
Shaggy: Zoinks! them peppers is like hot!
Shaggy: Scooby-Doo, where are you?
Shaggy: Reminds me of the time we tried to eat the guy in the hot dog costume.
Daphne: Hey, I'm me again.
Velma: [in Fred's body] Yippee for you.
Shaggy: [as Velma] Man! Like why am I wearing a dress?
Shaggy: [to Daphne] Like, Scoob and me don't do castles.
Daphne: And why not?
Shaggy: Because castles have paintings with eyes that follow,suits of armor that you think are a statue,and a that keeps following you every time you turn around.
[Being chased by monsters]
Shaggy: This is, like, the opposite of what I wanted to do today.
Fred: I'm me!
Daphne: I'm back.
Shaggy: Like, me too.
Velma: Told you so.
Shaggy: Please tell me you guys are you...
Shaggy: Oh, we don't go near any place with spooky, haunted, forbidden or creepy in the name.
Shaggy: Like wow!
Scooby Doo: Thank you. Thank you. Hello, thank you. Thank you. Shaggy?
Shaggy: Let's run for it. We gotta get out of here.
Scooby Doo: I'm a sacrifice. Hello.
Shaggy: A sacrifice? Dude that's not a good thing Scoob. I'm sorry i yelled at you buddy. And i'm really sorry i haven't been a very good friend since we got here. But you gotta trust me now.
Scooby Doo: You don't trust me!
Shaggy: I do trust you Scoob. Now, look. Who's your best buddy?
Scooby Doo: Shaggy.
Shaggy: Right. And who's my best buddy in the whole wide world?
Scooby Doo: Scooby Doo?
Shaggy: That's right Scoob. You are. And we're like to trippy peas in a far out pod man.
Shaggy: [Scooby slaps him] I needed that.
[Scooby slaps him again]
Shaggy: I needed that too.
[Scooby punches him]
Shaggy: [shouts] You're pushin' your luck Scoob.
Shaggy: We're gonna die!
Daphne: Think positive!
Shaggy: We're gonna die quickly!
Shaggy: This is tied for the most terrifying day of my life!
Velma: Tied with what?
Shaggy: Every other freaking day of my life!
Shaggy: [to Patrick] Patrick, I'd love to do this all night, and something tells me you would, but it's time we make like your personality, and split.
Shaggy: [Scooby and Shaggy are surrounded by monsters] We have to remain calm.
Shaggy: CALM SCOOBY DOO! YOU'RE NOT BEING CALM!
[Scooby slaps him]
Shaggy: I needed that!
[Scooby slaps him again]
Shaggy: I needed that too!
[Scooby punches him]
Shaggy: You're pushing your luck Scoob!
Fred: This is bad.
Shaggy: No doubt.
Fred: Who's driving?
[the gang looks back to see who is driving with no one there but Scooby in the passenger seat]
Shaggy: [Shaggy and Scooby trying to act like real spies] Scoob, what's your conclusion?
Scooby-Doo: [holds up a sketch of a bunny] Bunny!
Scooby-Doo: [Scooby has become smart and Shaggy is a big jock] This Schwartzenagren oaf almost destroyed us.
Shaggy: Ha ha, go boom!
Scooby-Doo: Oh you are embarrasing.
Daphne: Guys, come on remember what I told you?
Shaggy: Never pick your nose in public.
Daphne: No, but that's... good too.
Scooby-Doo: Rimage ris everything.
Daphne: Yes, image is everything. Okay the whole city is watching, so try to keep a brave face.
Daphne: Guys, they're costumes.
Shaggy: She's right, Scoob, up close they look totally fake.
Cotton Candy Glob: You never should have locked those locks. Now you're stuck in here with me. The Cotton Candy Glob!
Shaggy: Cotton Candy Glob?
[Scooby and Shaggy start eating the ghost]
Cotton Candy Glob: NO! I'll give you cavities.
Shaggy: Dig this, daddy-o. It's a real gas.
[Shaggy and Scooby start playing with the control panel, which makes a beat with its noises]
Shaggy: [rapping] My name is Shaggy Fresh, and I'm the best at solving crimes. When the monsters see my face, they start to scream and shake like a girl with Justin Timberlake!
Scooby-Doo: [rapping] My name is Scooby-Fresh. Raca-re-ra-ra-roo-ra-ree. Araca-ra. A-re-ra-roo-ree. A-roo-ra-racaraca-a-re-ra-roo.
Shaggy, Scooby-Doo: We're the greatest detectives! We're the greatest detectives! We're the greatest detectives!
Scooby-Doo: Re're the reatest retectives!
Shaggy: Hey guys, Scooby's feelin kinda like he's got rabies. We're just gonna go outside and get some fresh air.
Shaggy: [trying to act like Fred, Daphne, and Velma and reading fax paper upside down] What markings are these?
Fred: [turns fax right side up] Words
Shaggy: Ah, words
Shaggy: Come on Scoob.
[bumps into Miner 49er]
Shaggy: Miner... 40... 9er.
Miner 49er: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
[breathes fire at Shaggy and Scooby]
Miner 49er: [chasing Shaggy and Scooby] I'll get you, you varmints.
Velma: [Velma, Shaggy and Scooby-Doo come across a pair of silhouettes belonging to ghouls] The skeleton men.
Shaggy: [Scooby-Doo reacts by abruptly farting] He does that when he gets nervous.
Scooby-Doo: [Fanning a paw behind his butt] Rorry.
Shaggy: Run, Scoob, it's a skele-thingy!
Patrick: I got to act tough or these people will beat up me a lot.
[Shaggy and Scooby start laughing]
Patrick: What? Do you think I'm kidding?
Scooby-Doo: No! No?
Patrick: [starts laughing] See!
[Shaggy and Scoob laugh again, then when Shaggy and Scoob about to leave]
[starts laughing again]
Shaggy: [a potion has given Shaggy muscles] I'm buff!
Shaggy: [about Old Man Wickles] Here's a clue for ya, Scoob - that guy's wearing his freak hat 24/7.
Daphne: I think they passed out.
Fred: Great. What do we do with them now?
Shaggy: Let's cut out their kidneys and sell them to the black market and leave them in a seedy motel bathtub full of ice.
Fred: [Jay and Silent Bob have hitched a ride with The Mystery Machine] Great now we solve the mystery of the hitchhiking ghouls. Pull off their masks and let's see who they really are
Velma: I don't think they are masks
Daphne: And I don't think they're hitchhiking girls either
Velma: Ghouls you fuckin' moron. Not girls
Shaggy: The only real mystery here is why we take our cues from a dick in a neckerchief
Fred: [Grabs Shaggy by the collar] Keep it up beatnik. I'll feed you to the fucking dog.
Daphne: [yells] I can't take all this fighting
Jay: Yo! Youse guys need to turn those frowns upside down.
[He pulls out a bag of marijuana joints]
Jay: We call 'em doobie snacks
Jay: Zoinks, yo.
Fred: Now we can finally solve the mystery of the hitchhiking ghouls. Pull of their masks and let's see who they really are!
Velma: I don't think they are masks.
Daphne: And I don't think that they're hitchhiking girls either.
Velma: GHOULS, you fuckin' moron, not girls! I wish they were hitchhiking girls- sexy hitchhiking girls.
Fred: Let's kick 'em out! We've got a mystery to solve!
Shaggy: The only mystery here is why we take our cues from a dick in a neckerchief!
Fred: Keep it up, beatnik, I'll feed ya to the fuckin' dog!
Daphne: I CAN'T TAKE ALL THIS FIGHTING!
Jay: YO! Youse guys need to turn those frowns upside down, and I got just the thing for that... we call it... DOOBIE SNACKS!
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