Shadowhawk Quotes in Unicorn City (2012)

Shadowhawk: We have swine on the pit! Albiet turkey swine, but swine none the less!

Marsha: [repulsed] You said you were 26!

Shadowhawk: Do you know how difficult it was for me to not be able to reach out and touch you and...

Marsha: [cutting him off while trying to climb out of the trailer] Ewww, that's gross!

[Shadowhawk is old enough to be her father]

Shadowhawk: How many fingers am I holding up?

[Holds up two fingers]

Marsha: Two.

Shadowhawk: [Puts down hand] See? I was holding up one.