Sgt. Vinnie Quotes in Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment (1985)

[after seeing his cat pooped in the cereal]

Sgt. Vinnie: Oh I'm sorry, would you like some?

Mahoney: [shocked] I'm on a diet.

[Sargent Vinnie picks up a chocolate bar out of a rubbish bin]

Sgt. Vinnie: Look at that. A half eaten Nestle Crunch bar. It's hardly been touched.

Mahoney: Vinnie, you're not gonna eat that are you?

Sgt. Vinnie: Why, you wanna split it?

[Mahoney wears a microphone while infiltrating Zed's gang]

Mahoney: So what is this place? It smells like animals.

Sgt. Vinnie: They took him to my place?

Sgt. Vinnie: Hey, would it be OK if I eat real quick?

Mahoney: Yeah, go ahead, go ahead.

Sgt. Vinnie: Aw, thanks. Y'know, next to lunch and dinner, breakfast is the most important meal of the day.