Sgt. Stedenko Quotes in Up in Smoke (1978)

Man Stoner: [on police radio] Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, can you hear me?

Clyde - Narc: Hello, headquarters? Hello, headquarters? Come in, headquarters. This is Officer Clive... we are...

Sgt. Stedenko: Use the codename! The codename!

Clyde - Narc: Headquarters, headquarters come in, please. The is Codename Hardhead.

Sgt. Stedenko: Hat! Hardhat! Give me that! Hello, radio dispatch? This is Codename Hardhat, Codename Hardhat, do you read me? Over.

Man Stoner: Was that Lardass?

Sgt. Stedenko: Hardhat! Codename Hardhat! Do you read, radio dispatch?

Man Stoner: Hey, I got somethin' for ya, Lardass!

Sgt. Stedenko: Hardhat! Hard... Hat! Do you understand?

Pedro: Lardass, Lardass!

Sgt. Stedenko: Hardhat! Radio dispatch, do you know who this is?

Pedro: Naw, who is this is?

Sgt. Stedenko: This is Sergeant Stedenko!

Pedro: Oh yeah, you know who this is?

Sgt. Stedenko: No!

Pedro: Bye-bye, Lardass!

Unknown: Sgt. Stedenko what are you exactly looking for?

Sgt. Stedenko: Dope, drugs, weed, grass, toot, smack, quackers, uppers, downers, all arounders. You name it we want it!

Sgt. Stedenko: The only kind of meat a priest could eat on Friday was nun.

Sgt. Stedenko: Now just how well do you know that freak with the basketball?

Unknown: Which basketball?

Sgt. Stedenko: Which basketball?

Sgt. Stedenko: Some asshole pissed on my leg!

Sgt. Stedenko: The only way to catch a doper is when you yourself become a smoker. The surest way to make them bleed is when you bust their ass and steal their weed.

Sgt. Stedenko: You know we can not trust our own instincts, now I want you send this down to the analyzer and have it labbed. I'll take care of it.

Sgt. Stedenko: [talking to a lizard] You... have beautiful eyes. Yes you do...