Sgt. Pinback Quotes in Dark Star (1974)

Computer: Sorry to interrupt your recreation, fellows, but it is time for Sgt. Pinback to feed the alien.

Sgt. Pinback: Awww, I don't wanna do that!

Computer: May I remind you, Sgt. Pinback, it was your idea to bring the alien on board in the first place... If I may quote you, you said the ship needed a mascot.

Sgt. Pinback: [walking away in disgust] Awwwwww, I gotta do everything around here...

[Sgt. Pinback aims a tranquilizer gun at the alien]

Sgt. Pinback: Now it's time to go sleepy-bye you worthless piece of garbage.

Sgt. Pinback: [Pinback is trying to lure the alien with a rubber toy mouse] Here, boy! Want your mouse? Nice mouse. Pretty toy. Want your mouse? Here, boy.

[Thinks for a second, then loudly eats the mouse]

Sgt. Pinback: Idiot!

Sgt. Pinback: [In a prerecorded diary entry, Pinback is giggling to himself as he speaks to the camera] I went up to Doolittle in the hall today... and I said -

[a subtitle reads "DELETED"]

Sgt. Pinback: Doolittle... and he said -

[DELETED]

Sgt. Pinback: and I said, well -

[DELETED, GESTURE DELETED]

Sgt. Pinback: and he didn't get it!

Sgt. Pinback: [Another diary entry] This mission has fallen apart since Commander Powell died! Doolittle treats me like an idiot, Talby thinks he's so smart, and Boiler punches me in the arm when no one's looking. I'm tired of being treated like an old wash rag!