Sgt. Orono Quotes in Wrongfully Accused (1998)

Lauren: Ryan and I were having sex! Hot steamy, sweaty sex! My body tingled orgasm after orgasm...

Sgt. Orono: Lady, I just asked for your name.

Lauren: Oh... Mrs. Hibbing Goodhue.

Lt. Fergus Falls: [when they realize that Cass Lake is helping Harrison] Call motor vehicles. Get her address.

Sgt. Orono: We'll pick her up.

Lt. Fergus Falls: No. No. There are better ways to find out what a woman knows.

Sgt. Orono: Dinner and a movie, lie to her, say you love her.

Lt. Fergus Falls: That works, but in this case we're going to stake out her place. She's going to lead us to Ryan Harrison.

Lt. Fergus Falls: All right, my angels! Move!

[the three policemen start searching the apartment]

Sgt. Tina Bagley: Patio Clear!

Lt. Fergus Falls: Ivy needs water!

Sgt. Orono: Den is clear!

Lt. Fergus Falls: I got spaghetti! Watch it! Plate could be hot!

[searching further]

Lt. Fergus Falls: I got a shut door!

[bangs the door open]

Lt. Fergus Falls: Empty. We throw a shoe every time we start to gallop. That man's as slick as a lizard in Jerry Lewis' hair.

[notices a framed photograph of Cass Lake]

Lt. Fergus Falls: Cass Lake, face of an angel. Harrison's accomplice. A caterpillar has 2,087 minute hairs on each leg, but for the life of me, I cannot tell you why women keep falling for the wrong man!

[starts moving out of the apartment]

Lt. Fergus Falls: All right, people! Tag and log everything. I want carpet fibres. I want wallpaper swatches. I want all plumbing and wood surfaces analyzed. So vacuum, cut, chip and suck! There are two things that frost my butt: It's a snow cone about that high, and the other one is Ryan Harrison.