Sgt. Nocker Quotes in Carry On... Follow That Camel (1967)

Sgt. Nocker: Hold it baby. How about giving us the Dance of the Two Veils?

Corktip: You mean seven veils.

Sgt. Nocker: Why bother with preliminaries?

Sgt. Nocker: Ah, Egypt. Land of mystery. Home of the mighty fairies.

Bertram Oliphant West: You mean pharaohs.

Sgt. Nocker: I know what I mean.

Simpson: You mean all these ladies are the Sheikh's wives?

Sgt. Nocker: Yes. What's so terrible about that?

Simpson: Think, all those mothers in law!

Commandant Burger: Are you taking Le Pice?

Sgt. Nocker: Please sir, I'm trying to ask a serious question.

[Sgt. Nocker and Commandant Burger are checking the supplies]

Sgt. Nocker: Salt Tablets, The Pill... The Pill? What do you suppose they use that for?

Commandant Burger: I cannot conceive!

Commandant Burger: [after unveiling Sgt. Nocker as a fake, and he refuses his medal] Nein, nein, nein!

Sgt. Nocker: Well one should be enough!