Sgt. Morrison Quotes in The Acid House (1998)

Sgt. Morrison: So, what's been happening tonight, Brian?

PC Cochrane: Well, there's the rapist. The guy that stabbed the boy in the shopping centre. And this comedian down here.

Sgt. Morrison: Well, I've had a wee word with our rapist. Seems a nice enough young fellow. Tells us the whore was askin' for it. It's the way of the world, Brian. As for the guy that stabbed the boy - well, silly wee bugger, but... boys will be boys. What's the story with this tube-stake?

PC Cochrane: Caught him smashing up a telephone box.

Sgt. Morrison: [disgusted] Tsk tsk.