Sgt. Larvelle Jones Quotes in Police Academy 3: Back in Training (1986)

Sgt. Larvelle Jones: [speaking as though he is an actor in a Japanese martial-arts film being overdubbed in English by moving his mouth when not speaking] At this time... I would like to introduce... to all of you... my instructor... the man who taught me... how to fight.

[throws a straight punch, then continues the same way]

Sgt. Larvelle Jones: Please welcome... if you will... Sgt. John Turney.

Sgt. Larvelle Jones: [Bellboy is eating in Lassard's hotel room, plates of food strewn everywhere. Jones & Tackleberry are outside. They see a messy room service tray. Jones knocks on door] Sir? I want to remind you the plane leaves at 3 o'clock!

Bellboy: [With a mouthful of water] In a bathroom.

Sgt. Larvelle Jones: Sir?

[Bellboy lets out a huge belch. Jones looks worried, sees 'Do Not Disturb' sign on door]

Sgt. Larvelle Jones: [to Tackleberry] Something about that sign disturbs...

Bellboy: [on toilet, burping, crying] Mama.

Sgt. Larvelle Jones: [to Tackleberry] What do you say we, uh...

Sgt. Eugene Tackleberry: I'm way ahead of ya.

[Tackleberry takes wine bottle holder from cart, puts it on his head and charges, breaking a hole in the door]

Sgt. Eugene Tackleberry: Sir?

Bellboy: [Bellboy is seen showering fully clothed, freezing in the cold water] In the t-t-t-t-t-t bathrooooom...

[Tackleberry puts the wine bottle holder down, puts his cap back on. Jones & Tackleberry silently leave]