Seymour Krelboin Quotes in The Little Shop of Horrors (1960)

Leonora Clyde: Speak for yourself, John.

[Seymour snaps out of his trance]

Seymour Krelboin: My name is Seymour.

Leonora Clyde: [mockingly] My name is Seymour!

Seymour Krelboin: That's my name, too!

[Seymour walks into the shop holding a bag with Dr. Farb's corpse in it]

Audrey Jr.: Feed me!

Seymour Krelboin: Aw, take it easy, Dracula. What do you think I'm carrying here, my dirty laundry?

[Seymour is impersonating Dr. Farb to a new patient]

Wilbur Force: My name is Wilbur Force.

Seymour Krelboin: Wilbur Force what?

Wilbur Force: Just Wilbur Force. My first name is Wilbur, my last name is Force. I don't have a middle name.

Seymour Krelboin: Well, do you have an appointment, maybe?

Wilbur Force: No, but you were very highly recommended to me by one of your patients, a Mrs. S. Shiva. I do a lot of undertaking for her relatives.

Seymour Krelboin: Well, as you can see I have a customer now. And I'm all booked up for the rest of the day, so you'll have to come back tomorrow.

Wilbur Force: Oh, I couldn't do that. I have three or four abscesses, I touch of pyorrhea, nine or ten cavities, I lost my pivot tooth, and I'm in terrible pain!

Seymour Krelboin: Well I can't help you today.

Wilbur Force: Oh, that's all right. I'll just wait outside.

Audry Fulquard: Don't worry, you're gonna be another Luther Glendale.

Seymour Krelboin: Pasadena.

Audry Fulquard: Burbank.

Seymour Krelboin: Don't waste your pity on me, Audrey. I'm not worth it.

Audry Fulquard: Who says you're not?

Seymour Krelboin: Everybody.

Audry Fulquard: Yeah, I know.

Seymour Krelboin: You mean I'm fired?

Gravis Mushnik: No, I'm electing you President of the United States! *Yes*, you are fired!

[a patient has just ran out of Farb's office screaming]

Dr. Phoebus Farb: Seymour, Seymour, got a bad tooth, huh?

Seymour Krelboin: [frightened; turns around to leave] No, I thought this was the men's room.

Dr. Phoebus Farb: Seymour, come back here, you bad dog, you, get in there!

[Farb grabs Seymour and pushes him into his office]

Seymour Krelboin: I didn't mean it.

Gravis Mushnik: You didn't mean it. You never mean it. You didn't mean it the time when you put up the bouquet with the 'get well' card in the funeral parlor, and sent the black lilies to the old lady in the hospital, you didn't mean it. But this time, I, Gravis Mushnik, mean it!

Burson Fouch: [to Seymour] He means it.

Leonora Clyde: What's the matter? Don't you like me?

Seymour Krelboin: Too bony.

Leonora Clyde: Too bony? Nobody's ever told me that before.

Seymour Krelboin: Beef is better than veal.

[she stands up]

Leonora Clyde: You're such a do-do! What do you call this, chopped liver?

[he pokes her side]

Seymour Krelboin: Master would like more fat.

Gravis Mushnik: Who... I mean... what did it eat this time?

Seymour Krelboin: Uh... about a million Japanese beetles.

Gravis Mushnik: You have perhaps an explanation?

Seymour Krelboin: No, but if you give me a minute I'll think of one.

Seymour Krelboin: I'm getting pretty tired of you.

Audrey Jr.: I need food!

Seymour Krelboin: I don't care what you need. Look what you done to me, you not only made a butcher out of me but you drove my girl away.

Audrey Jr.: Shut up and bring on the food!

[repeated line]

Seymour Krelboin: Oh boy!

[repeated line]

Seymour Krelboin: I didn't mean it!

Seymour Krelboin: Did you call me, Mr. Mushnick?

Gravis Mushnik: No, I was calling John D. Rockefeller for to make a loan on my Rolls Royce!

Seymour Krelboin: Sorry I said it.

Audry Fulquard: Why don't you give him a chance to resurrect himself?

Gravis Mushnik: I give him chance to quit!

Seymour Krelboin: I ain't gonna quit!

Gravis Mushnik: You're a brave boy, you're fired.