Sexy Stud Quotes in Clerks II (2006)
Sexy Stud Quotes:
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Sexy Stud: [as the cops pull up] Oh, shit! Not again! Gotta finish!
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[Dante, Randal, Jay, Silent Bob, Elias and the Sexy Stud have been taken to a holding cell]
Randal Graves: Jail cell design hasn't changed much in centuries, has it? Maybe it's time they brought in the laser bars, or something.
Jay: Oh, they can make a hard plastic cage like Magneto's in X-Men 2! Nauw.
Randal Graves: Come on, dude, let's keep it in the real world, alright? But you know what wouldn't be a bad idea? Carbonite. What do you think, Dante?
[Dante looks up and glares at him, then charges at Randal, slamming him into the bars]
Dante Hicks: I think I'm gonna kill you!
Jay: What up, steel cage match!
Dante Hicks: You ruined my life!
Randal Graves: Your life was already ruined, get off of me!
Dante Hicks: What were you thinking? A fuckin' Donkey show?
Randal Graves: It was your going away present!
Dante Hicks: Sure was! I just never thought I'd be going away to prison!
Sexy Stud: Boys? You can't be imprisoned for watching an inter-species sex act. You'll walk. The worst I'll get is a huge fine for animal abuse, and alot of disgusted looks from ass-wipe conservatives who can't appreciate sexual exploration.
Sexy Stud: [as he drops into his seat in the jail cell, sighing sadly as he leans back against the bars] I miss my donkey.
Dante Hicks: I can't believe you.
Dante Hicks: I finally get my shit together, I'm hours away from getting out of here, and you somehow manage to obliterate all that and reduce me to a convict!
Randal Graves: Oh yeah, it's my fault that your life's so fucked up! I'm the engaged guy who knocked up my boss!
Jay: You knocked up the guy that owns Mooby's? Sick!
Randal Graves: Would you just shut up?
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Randal Graves: Hey! Freddy fucking Mercury! Where the fuck is Kelly?
Sexy Stud: [pointing at the donkey] This is Kelly!
Randal Graves: I thought that was the sexy stud.
Sexy Stud: *I'm* the sexy stud.
Randal Graves: But this donkey is a dude!
Sexy Stud: Kelly can be a guy's name too. Hey!
[Randal shrugs and sits down]
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Sexy Stud: So, where're we doin' this thing?
Randal Graves: Oh, right inside the restaurant.
Sexy Stud: You're kidding.
Randal Graves: Not spacious enough?
Sexy Stud: No, it's plenty spacious, just kinda weird, isn't it?
Randal Graves: Kinda weird? You're in the bestiality business, dude.
Sexy Stud: Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
Randal Graves: Intriguing.
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Sexy Stud: [as he drops into his seat in the jail cell, sighing sadly as he leans back against the bars] I miss my donkey.
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Sexy Stud: Ooh, cake!
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Sexy Stud: When it's over, if you want, you can fuck Kelly.
Randal Graves: Really? Sweet!
Sexy Stud: Yeah.
-- Sexy Stud
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