Sexy Stud Quotes in Clerks II (2006)

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Sexy Stud Quotes:

  • Sexy Stud: [as the cops pull up] Oh, shit! Not again! Gotta finish!

  • [Dante, Randal, Jay, Silent Bob, Elias and the Sexy Stud have been taken to a holding cell]

    Randal Graves: Jail cell design hasn't changed much in centuries, has it? Maybe it's time they brought in the laser bars, or something.

    Jay: Oh, they can make a hard plastic cage like Magneto's in X-Men 2! Nauw.

    Randal Graves: Come on, dude, let's keep it in the real world, alright? But you know what wouldn't be a bad idea? Carbonite. What do you think, Dante?

    [Dante looks up and glares at him, then charges at Randal, slamming him into the bars]

    Dante Hicks: I think I'm gonna kill you!

    Jay: What up, steel cage match!

    Dante Hicks: You ruined my life!

    Randal Graves: Your life was already ruined, get off of me!

    Dante Hicks: What were you thinking? A fuckin' Donkey show?

    Randal Graves: It was your going away present!

    Dante Hicks: Sure was! I just never thought I'd be going away to prison!

    Sexy Stud: Boys? You can't be imprisoned for watching an inter-species sex act. You'll walk. The worst I'll get is a huge fine for animal abuse, and alot of disgusted looks from ass-wipe conservatives who can't appreciate sexual exploration.

    Sexy Stud: [as he drops into his seat in the jail cell, sighing sadly as he leans back against the bars] I miss my donkey.

    Dante Hicks: I can't believe you.

    Dante Hicks: I finally get my shit together, I'm hours away from getting out of here, and you somehow manage to obliterate all that and reduce me to a convict!

    Randal Graves: Oh yeah, it's my fault that your life's so fucked up! I'm the engaged guy who knocked up my boss!

    Jay: You knocked up the guy that owns Mooby's? Sick!

    Randal Graves: Would you just shut up?

  • Randal Graves: Hey! Freddy fucking Mercury! Where the fuck is Kelly?

    Sexy Stud: [pointing at the donkey] This is Kelly!

    Randal Graves: I thought that was the sexy stud.

    Sexy Stud: *I'm* the sexy stud.

    Randal Graves: But this donkey is a dude!

    Sexy Stud: Kelly can be a guy's name too. Hey!

    [Randal shrugs and sits down]

  • Sexy Stud: So, where're we doin' this thing?

    Randal Graves: Oh, right inside the restaurant.

    Sexy Stud: You're kidding.

    Randal Graves: Not spacious enough?

    Sexy Stud: No, it's plenty spacious, just kinda weird, isn't it?

    Randal Graves: Kinda weird? You're in the bestiality business, dude.

    Sexy Stud: Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.

    Randal Graves: Intriguing.

  • Sexy Stud: [as he drops into his seat in the jail cell, sighing sadly as he leans back against the bars] I miss my donkey.

  • Sexy Stud: Ooh, cake!

  • Sexy Stud: When it's over, if you want, you can fuck Kelly.

    Randal Graves: Really? Sweet!

    Sexy Stud: Yeah.

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