Sex Shop Salesman Quotes in Eating Raoul (1982)

Sex Shop Salesman: Le Orgy Gel comes in lemon, mint, cherry or trail mix.

Paul: Trail mix?

Sex Shop Salesman: I was making a joke.

Sex Shop Customer: Have you got the latest issue of Nuns and Nazis?

Sex Shop Salesman: Tuesday.

Sex Shop Salesman: Okay, your vibrators start at $10.95 and go up. We've got the Salami, Man-o'-War and...

[pulls out huge vibrator]

Sex Shop Salesman: Alien.

Paul: Just give me the cheapest one.

Sex Shop Salesman: Wait a minute. There's nothing cheap about my store. You mean inexpensive don't you?

[pokes Paul on shoulder with "Alien" vibrator]

Sex Shop Salesman: Isn't that what you meant?

Paul: [intimidated] Yes.

Sex Shop Salesman: That's what I thought you meant!

Sex Shop Salesman: But I'm telling you - you're gonna need a lubricant for this vibrator. Unless your date's inflatable. Ha!

Paul: For your information, I'm buying this to use as a novelty cocktail stirrer!

Sex Shop Salesman: [shouts] Sure!

Sex Shop Salesman: Hey, you taste it, you're gonna buy it, alright?