Serleena Quotes in Men in Black II (2002)

Creepy: Hey, pretty lady.

[licks her]

Creepy: You taste good.

Serleena: [eats him whole] Yeah, you too.

Serleena: Silly little planet. Anyone could take over the place with the right set of mammary glands.

Serleena: You lost, you insignificant little speck! You wasted 20 years of my time, and for what? The complete destruction of the Zarthas, all because you went mushy!

Agent K: I'm giving you one last chance to surrender, you slimy Kylothian invertebrate.

Serleena: Oh, what are you gonna do?

Agent K: Not me, him...

Agent J: [behind Serleena] Your flight's been cancelled!

[blasts Serleena]

MIB Customs Agent: Purpose of visit?

Serleena: Education. I really want to learn how to be an underwear model. They say I've got real potential.

[opens jacket]

Scrad: Got NOTHIN' out of him, now we don't know if it's on Earth or not!

Serleena: He said "third planet", it's here, you idiot!

Charlie: [whispers] Third Rock From the Sun.

Scrad: I never got that till now!

Serleena: Oh, yummy. Somebody I need to eat.

Serleena: [about Z] Oh, so feisty!

Agent K: I should've vaporized you when I had the chance.

Serleena: You really did love Laurana, didn't you K? You silly little man...

[licks his ear and sticks a tentacle down it]

[at passport control]

MIB Customs Agent: Any fruit or vegetables?

Serleena: [motioning towards Scrad] Yeah, two heads of cabbage.

Serleena: Oops... teeth!

[gets eaten by Jeff]