Sergio Roma Quotes in Get Him to the Greek (2010)

Sergio Roma: You've been mind-fucked before?

Aaron Green: I don't think so.

Sergio Roma: I'm mind-fucking you right now.

Aaron Green: You are?

Sergio Roma: Can't you feel my dick fucking your mind?

Aaron Green: No, I can't really feel anything.

Sergio Roma: See? That's it. That's the art of it. I'm mind-fucking the shit out of you.

Aaron Green: Well I hope you're wearing a condom cause I have a dirty mind.

Sergio Roma: I've got six fuckin' kids! Do you know how many Air Jordans six black kids wear?

Sergio Roma: This is what old pussy used to look like in the 70's.

Sergio Roma: [intense] Time to get our mind-fuck on.

Pharrell Williams: How do I look?

Sergio Roma: Man, lose the pink. It's not gangster.

Pharrell Williams: That's your problem. Everything is gangster with you.

Sergio Roma: The name of the song is "I'm Gangsta!"

Sergio Roma: Where the fuck have you guys been?

Sergio's Security Guard: We went and saw Cher.

Sergio Roma: Cher? How was she?

Sergio's Security Guard: [Dazzled] Amaaaazing!

Sergio Roma: If he tells you to stick the drugs in your ass, you stick them in your ass.

Sergio Roma: You tell him that you loved "African Child."

Sergio Roma: Shut up. Don't speak.

Sergio Roma: Go get your Destiny.

Sergio Roma: [in a text] Where the fuck are you? I am gonna kill you. Smiley face.

Sergio Roma: Where are you? Why haven't you called? I'm calling you right now and I just got hit by a motherfucking car.

Pharrell Williams: You're five zippers away from "Thriller".

Sergio Roma: Oh, and you're one shirt away from Carlton, muthafucka.

Sergio Roma: You can't outrun me! I'm black!

Sergio Roma: Stop smiling like that. You look like an 8 year old who just discovered his first boner.

Aaron Green: ...Well I don't have one so...

[sending Aaron a text]

Sergio Roma: Aaron! Where the fuck are you? I'm gonna kill you! Smiley face.

Sergio Roma: [in Aaron's hallucination] You lost control motherfucker! Wee! Wee! Look, I'm eating my own head!